The Martian Ch. 26: ORGANS FILLED WITH POTATOES & RADIATION | The Synthesis

Strapped to a couch barreling through space. Honestly, what could POSSIBLY go wrong? We dissect the nuance of The Martian and look back at 18 months of living on Mars…

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Hey, folks, this is Alexander Winn and Lacey Hannan and we are here with the latest episode of the synthesis, a show where we check out scientific and historical accuracy in film and television. 

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We are excited to get through more of the Martian. Yes, I think this time, we won’t promise to get to the end, 

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we won’t because we thought we were going to do the whole movie in one episode. And we did a third of it. Yeah, we’re here to do probably the next third. But who knows? We can aim for the finish line, and then maybe just walk it in? 

00:35 

Yeah. Well, we’ll retro actively be like, see, we knew it would take that long. of Yeah, there we go. It’s gonna be like me in high school when I decided to take up track again, but in my senior year, and I was barely making it to the finish line. Yeah, it’s gonna be nice. It’ll be it’ll, I will have there will be a nostalgia factor for me. Yes. 

00:57 

So don’t remember where we were, though. Yeah. 

00:59 

So we were picking up with hexadecimals. They’ve gotten the they’ve gotten the Pathfinder, working a beautiful Pathfinder moment. And loved it, he gets it back to the hab. And they’re able to connect and yes, are you reading me? Yes. Now point the camera at Yes, he freaks out. And now, as Tim very pointedly says, they’re not really going to be able to have a conversation. And so Mark starts wondering, okay, how can we actually do this, he realizes that 26 letters plus a question card around a circle is, he’s not going to be able to tell what the camera is aimed at. So he comes up with hexadecimals. Right, this is, this is one of those things that is interesting, because I feel like either the making water sequence or the hexadecimal sequence in the Martian is probably the most famous thing from the Martian. But there’s an interesting little thing about this scene in the movie, which is that this is really the only time that we see mark, figuring something out. This is one of the big differences between the book and the movie is in the book. It’s all about sort of doing the math and figuring it out and approaching the solution and kind of talking your way, or approaching the problem and sort of talking your way toward a solution. And that’s not something that really makes it into the movie. You know, in the movie, he mostly has a solution. And then he sits down in front of the GoPro and says, This is what I’m going to do, or sometimes even just, this is what I’ve already done. And this is the one scene where we actually see him chewing on a potato going, what am I going to do? And he goes hexadecimals, and you see the moment of realization. 

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And then we get to see him going through Johansen stuff, as he’s looking for, because she’s a big ol nerd, yet his opinion, 

02:50 

big, big nerd. And, of course, she’ll 

02:53 

have a hexadecimal table or whatever. Yeah. So 

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I like to know, is that a thing that people have? Like I, I’m a I’m a computer developer, but I don’t have a hexadecimal table and a printed out book that seems I don’t know, maybe. I mean, I guess it makes sense that if you if you do like deep code, kind of operating system level stuff, then maybe you would need it on a physical book, because by definition, your computer isn’t working. But yeah, 

03:19 

yeah, I. So my uncle is a rocket scientist. And he does project management for various experiments. And he goes to these like science conferences, and my mom went to one or something with him once. And she brought back this weird little booklet of just like, deep, deep equations for random stuff. And she’s like, Alex needs this. And it was like, I’m telling you guys, it was some of the weirdest stuff I’ve ever seen about like lasers. And it was just like, all over the place. But apparently, some people need this. And according to my mother, Alex did, I’m not entirely sure why. So I don’t need a 

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big book of equations. I mean, come on. 

04:07 

You have never opened it once and I have opened it multiple times, then I guess you need a big book of equations. 

04:17 

Anyway, what I’m saying is, I suppose that there are some people out there that would do this. Yeah, that’s fair. Okay. Anyway, I did enjoy the hexadecimal portion. And I like the sped up, like slash time lapse. 

04:32 

Yeah, whatever it was that they were doing with that. Yeah, watching them sort of build the setup necessary, because that’s actually something that they don’t really talk about in the book is, you know, Mark has his Pathfinder with a bunch of signs around the around the circumference, but they build one on earth to because they need to be able to like, practice, like they need to make the message and figure out what sequence they’re going to send to him to make it to make it work. So it was fun watching them sort of build dummy version and then he’s building the real version. And then he, they pretty quickly go to hacking the rover, which is smart, because watching him watch the thing go round and round is pretty tedious. And so pretty quickly we get to Hey, now I can hack the rover’s operating system and connected to Pathfinder. And now I can just type like a text message. And I have to say Mark’s reaction to getting Vincent’s first message is pretty sweet. He he has a whole sort of he starts to cry and all this and it’s just, you know, Hey, are you reading me or something? And it’s, it’s pretty poignant. 

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And then we also have the he asks about, how is the crew doing? Like, yeah, having left me behind? and Vincent has to figure out what to say. And I love that his What the fuck reaction is silenced by the camera because he because he’s in the rover, and the camera is outside of it. So the camera is in a vacuum. Yeah, essentially or near. And so it’s completely silence and you just see him and his reaction just like swearing up a storm. Yeah.   

06:14 

And I love that. Like, then we cut back to Earth. And we have Mitch, who’s laughing at Mark’s anger because he’s a Greek too. Yeah. Like, 

06:22 

this is vindication. Yeah, exactly. 

06:25 

So that was a nice moment of, because it’s always been cat and Mark talking. It’s not really, Mitch and Mark, which actually, I had never considered this in the book. But that’s actually surprising. Seeing as Mitch is the the commander of this mission, right? 

06:45 

Yeah. Well, I forget what his specific title is. But he’s in charge of this. Yeah. 

06:49 

Yeah. I mean, Louis is in charge on the ship. But as far as I’m aware, Mitch is in charge. Yeah. So it’s, it’s a little bit odd. And I’m surprised now that I think about not that I not that I mind too much. But maybe, maybe Mitch has other things he has to continue doing. I don’t know. But one of the things that I love about Sean Bean being met is he’s really good at being emotional and subtle. Yes. You know, nothing he does is ever too big. And 

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which is funny, because he plays a lot of larger than life characters. It’s not really something I feel like if you said to the average person, Sean Bean is a is a very subtle actor. I feel like you’d have to kind of sell them on that idea. Yeah, because he plays a lot of sort of characters like boromir and Lord of the Rings and right. And yeah, even boromir there’s a lot of subtlety there. You know, like that, that character is very nuanced for for being essentially sort of a meathead. Yeah, he’s got a lot going on. 

07:53 I mean, I think that you could say between this and Game of Thrones, he’s got, yeah, that the subtlety is on on it, 

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for sure. His side? Yeah. But 

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yeah, so I thoroughly enjoy Sean being in this moment. I think there are some other places where you and I have kind of disagreed, yeah, on the Mitch stuff in this movie. But here, I’m all about it. A change that we get from the book, or I think, are the data dumps. So, you know, they, when the whole crew was together, they’d get emails and you know, those sorts of data dumps from their families or whoever. And we don’t see that happen in the book, when he gets into communication with Earth again, but we know that it happens here, because a, he says it. And then he gives us an example. Because the University of Chicago says he has colonized Mars, he’s not the one to thought of it. 

08:51 

Yeah. Yeah, I think in the book he mentions, once he’s in contact that, like he got a letter from the president and that sort of thing. But they don’t make as big a deal of it. 

09:01 

Well, and I guess to me, the reason why it’s significant is because, of course, you get a letter from the president. Yeah, you are stuck on Mars, they are going to make that happen. The President requests being able to write to Mark Watney on Mars, he just can’t, he just can’t. 

09:16 

And also one of the perks of being president. 

09:18 

Yeah. And also like, let’s be honest, he’s gonna he, of course, wants to be one of the first people to write a letter to Mars, like, come on. But this is different, because it kind of changes some things you would have, you know, if you have like the University of Chicago, being able to reach him, and if you have various groups being able to reach him and his parents and all of this, I think that really changes the mentality of the character who’s there. Yeah. And it is also going to change what’s happening back on Earth because they’re going to have there’s going to be more conversation. What did they call it? They they had the Mark Watney whopping report the Watney report. And on that they’re gonna say, Oh, you know, we found out that someone so sent him an email about this or whatever. Yeah. And there’s, I think it’s really important that this, this is really important change, because it would change his experience there. And we don’t see a change in his experience between the book and the movie. So I feel like that the psychology is off. Yeah. And I’m surprised by that. Interesting. 

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Yeah, that’s an interesting deduction. 

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So I’m here to help, guys. 

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So next up, we cut back to the Hermes. Which, unless you have something else that you want to 

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know, no, I have no, you’re good. 

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Suspicious way, 

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the note, where are you? Alright, 

10:58 

so we come back to the Hermes. And you guys, the Hermes is such an incredible ship like that. The design of the Hermes in the movie, I could just go on, like I could spend all day, this whole episode just talking about the Hermes and all the little nuances of how it was designed. There’s, it is, by the way, very different from Andy weirs concept of the Hermes. Really, yeah, and he wears concept of the Hermes is a lot simpler. And I get the sense a lot smaller. His Hermes is sort of teardrop shaped, it’s sort of if you, if you picture sort of the stereotypical space capsule from from, you know, the 60s and 70s sort of looks like a cone with a rounded bottom. My understanding is that Andy Weir’s vision of the Hermes looked like a really big version of that. And so it would spin. And so if you go to the wider end, the spin is creating gravity. But if you go to the narrower end, it’s not. And that’s why they talk about the Hermes, keeping its arrow breaking shape, because it uses its body to break against the atmosphere to slow down. Which, if you use the Hermes from the movie, that would just start ripping pieces off like that, that would look like the last scene of gravity when the when the space station is coming into the atmosphere, and it’s just ripping apart because that’s not an arrow breaking shape. That being said, it’s so cool. It’s like the ultimate manifestation of the International Space Station sort of School of Design. And there are a few instances of ships like this. There’s the Hermes from the Martian. There’s the entire is from defying gravity. There are a few instances of sci fi spaceships built in that kind of International Space Station School of Design, and I just love them always. Okay, 

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so my question is, and this goes for everybody out there. I want to know your favorite sci fi ship. I’m like, that is a path that leads to madness. 

12:56 

No. Well, okay, here, I’ll give you a couple of things to help you with us. Remove the crew from it. So like, 

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okay, so it’s not that you love the people from Firefly, it’s that you love the serenity itself? 

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Yes, I that’s that’s exactly what I was gonna use. The serenity is not the most beautiful ship you love the crew? Come on. Yeah. And they love serenity. So we love serenity. You know, it doesn’t like, but it could still be the serenity. I don’t, I don’t care what you pick. I’m just curious what it is, honestly, the 

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enterprise is it? I mean, it’s sort of, it’s hard to compare. ships have different levels of capability, you know, like, you know, using using serenity, for example, it’s hard to compare serenity to the USS Enterprise, because the USS Enterprise can do so much more. 

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That’s not true. But 

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I tell you, it’s not true. Because people can pick their favorite cars and their car, their favorite cars could be, you know, something that’s like a muscle car versus a military car or something that’s 

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like, a Miata. You know, that’s kind of what I mean is like all cars fundamentally do the same thing. This is more like saying what’s your favorite vehicle and having to compare a Corvette so asking the question, 

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I’m not I don’t know, I don’t have a problem if you’d let me finish. Okay. But it’s it’s a little bit hard to compare because there are such big differences in capability but honestly, if we’re just going off of sort of the design of the ship itself, just the the aesthetics I think it might be the Hermes for me, I think is literally my favorite spaceship in terms of just to look at 

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interesting Oh, 

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okay. I I actually have to think on it. Yeah, cuz I’m not sure 

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yeah, I mean, there are so you know, like I love the Normandy for Mass Effect. I love the enterprise like you know, the enterprise I mean, so many enterprises, but the enterprise D and E especially. 

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Deep nerd over here. 

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Yeah, it’s not even deep nerd. It’s just did you like the the Kirk enterprise or the Picard and bribes or whatever. But yeah, I might be the Hermes I just I love that. I love that realism. I love that scientific like this looks like a thing that could actually exist. This looks like real scientists put work into it. 

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I a little surprised that you didn’t say something from 

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the expanse. 

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You know, that’s the thing about the expanse is, to me. Almost all the ships from the expanse fall into that category of what you were talking about with serenity, where it’s like, they’re not cool to look at. That’s kind of the point is that they’re not cool to look at. They’re purely functional. No, 

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I mean, I would still say what’s the the Medina you can still count? Because that was meant to be a generational ship. Right. So that counts, and then you get Mao’s ship at one point. And mouse ship was pretty awesome talking about the Razorback. No, no, not not the Razorback, the like his 

16:00 

Oh, his personal was the one that we know for him and or Bobby and sarala fighting on. So 

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imana economist has weighed in and said maybe the Orville, that’s a good one is a really good design. 

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Yeah. Remember it as well as I feel like I should. 

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Yeah, it’s sort of like you took the saucer section of the USS Voyager and then strapped a couple of sort of rings to the back. It’s a it’s an interesting, yeah, 

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that is a good one. I feel like I should know that one. Just because I’ve auditioned for that show. A handful of times like, Yeah, but no, no, I don’t remember it. 

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If you are watching live on youtube live way in in the comments and let us know what your favorite spaceship is. If you are listening after the fact then go straight to the comment. Yeah, 

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feel free to leave us a comment elsewhere. Yeah, exactly. Okay. 

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So we can move. Yeah, 

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I just I just needed. I just needed to know. 

16:59 

Yes. Absolutely. So yeah, I I love, really. So I wrote this down as the earth gang in my notes, and I legitimately can’t remember if that’s a game that is currently on Earth, like Annie and Mitch and all them. Or if this is the area’s three crew.  

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Sorry, I swallow down the rock. 

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Lacey Lacey forgot how to breathe. 

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Sorry, guys. You’re all good. 

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But really both the the NASA crew and also the area three crew. I just I love their camaraderie they did the actors, and the writers do a really good job of seeming like people who have worked together for years. You know, like, yes, the line is from the book when Annie asks them to get a photo of mark with it without his helmet. And van cat says, Well, if he takes off his helmet, he’ll die. That’s a good line in the book, but in the movie, the way that Kristen Wiig and Churchill edge for deliver those lines, it’s not just a funny line, it’s giving your coworker a hard time who you’ve known for a long time, like I don’t know what it is, there’s something in the way he delivers it, that he’s, well, I could ask him to take his helmet off, but then he, you know, die. And then a couple of people laugh in the background. And it just you can you get the sense that they give each other help, they want these to do it. One 

18:23 

of the nice things about seeing something on screen versus reading the book is that all of these actors are going to bring that to their performance, the history of good actors anyway, bring history to their characters, right. And we kind of forget about that in our imagination, we we we recognize that people have known each other for a really long time. But oftentimes, when you’re writing a work scene, it doesn’t. It doesn’t come across as much as maybe you want it to, because you’d have to write every single detail to get all of that. And an actor is just going to bring that and otherwise, it’s between you and the author to try and do that. So it is they did a really, really nice job. 

19:07 

Yeah. And unrelated details, especially like, you know, when you’re reading a book, you you visualize plenty of details, but it’s always sort of relevant to what’s happening. Whereas One of the nice things about actors is that they can put some thought into, like, Did this character get enough sleep last night or you know, these sort of random things that happen in real life that add nuance that aren’t relevant to the story, but they just make it a little, you know, more interesting, and that’s everybody in this movie is just so good. 

19:34 

So I think this is the same part where we see Teddy stressing about the margin of getting there on Sol 868. And the potatoes only last to Sol 912. And he doesn’t like that margin. And then we immediately jump back to Mars. And, like, first thing, 

19:58 

the hat blows up, 

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the crops are dead. 

20:00 

Yeah, so, which is like, this is one of those things, you know, I love the Martian the book, but there’s some things that movies just do better than books. And one of them is the explosion. Cuz Whoa, I don’t know, if I remember correctly in the book, we don’t even witness it. We just pick up with, hey, this just happened and he’s just telling us about it. But man watching him walk into the airlock and everything’s just fine. And then he presses a button and all of a sudden, warning klaxons starts going off and the canvas rips. And then the whole thing just gets launched through the air. And you’re watching him bounce around on the inside. We get it. And 

20:37 

yeah, because he’s, you know, is that one of the exposition moments where it’s I believe Mars’s perspective. Yeah, yeah. But oh, 

20:46 

we get we get a complete change on how this gets handled. Yeah, because he doesn’t do the smoke thing to find the the rip in or the the tear in the air lock. 

21:01 

We there isn’t one there is just one. He just fixes his suit and he’s got his suit is the only thing that’s losing air. And we don’t see him trying to figure out okay, how am I going to get back to the hab and doing the whole, like throwing himself against the air lock? Because he knows he only has so much time because of oxygen. Right. And so we miss a lot of that, and I totally get not doing the smoke thing. That takes a lot of time. But the the duct tape I felt like didn’t have quite they they did manage to have the tension pretty high, because you have the alarms and all of that going off. But again, we missed seeing him figure out a solution. 

21:46 

Yeah. And that’s again, it’s just a little bit frustrating. Especially because it affects his physical capabilities for a little while. Yeah, you know, he has to, he hurts himself. And, and he wasn’t super hurt in the explosion itself, right. And it’s really getting the airlock back to the hab. Because if you remember in the book, he throws himself against the airlock and essentially rolls it back to the hab, which is a big deal. Anyway, so that was it was different. It wasn’t terrible. It just wasn’t as interesting to me. 

22:27 

It’s understandable, but a little less cool. Yeah. I will say though, that seeing the dead potato plants is it’s it’s post apocalyptic. Like the way that scene is filmed. It really looks like the end of the world. And I love that because it is like this is everything he’s been working toward. 

22:48 

And we get to see the the frost slash snow. Yeah. And it’s kind of hard to imagine it there. Especially inside. And the way that they showed that it was such It was a beautiful, heartbreaking image. I teared up for who were I Go figure. But 

23:09 

he does get into the rover. And this was the moment where I realized a very important design change, which doesn’t end up having a huge impact on the rest of the movie because they cut out certain scenes from the book. But the rover has no airlock he would not have been able to do the things that he did in the book. Because in the book, The rover has an airlock so he can, you know, be in the rover, fully pressurized. And then like, you know, sort of keep the rover pressurized when he steps out in the movie. There’s just a door. So if you step out you have to depressurize the interior of the rover. Yeah, so that is one of those things that is sort of small but important. 

23:48 

We also get that he I think it’s about this time in the book that he loses contact with Mars like he Yeah, occasion. And we that never happens. Which again to me, they’ve lowered the stakes of the movie, they found other ways to keep the stakes high. But to me, there’s they’re not as high as the book. Because we’re not having to see him panic ever. Because if you remember him trying to figure out how to get from the airlock to the hab includes like, Okay, I have to get under this canvas. And I’m only doing things with one hand because I’ve messed with the arm of this suit, if I remember correctly, and we had one arm. Yeah, he had a he had a head he’s it closed. 

24:39 

Yeah, that’s right. And so like there are all of these little things that because you’re not seeing him come up with solutions, or, you know, in a state of like high, high stress. It changes the emotional state of the movie. Yeah. And I found that disappointing. They still did. Good job in a lot of ways, getting around some of this because otherwise it would be a four and a half hour movie. Yeah, at least, at least. But one of those is that he can always talk. Earth. Yeah, 

25:14 

he never. And this is actually, you know, we talked last week we talked about how they kept the moment where he blew himself up, even though they removed the reason why he blew himself up. And there’s actually another one of those moments coming up, where he, he says a line that doesn’t make sense, because he’s still in contact with Earth. Like, the only reason that that made sense is because he wasn’t in contact with Earth anymore. 

25:39 

So it was, yeah, it’s about the pirate. It’s about the space pirate. Oh, right. Right. Right. In a bit. Yeah, really, I hadn’t thought about in these terms. But but based on what you were just saying, I think a decent way to describe the movie of the Martian is, it’s the exact same story as the book, if things had been a little easier. You know, if it had just not been quite so hard, if there, if a few more things had just gone well, instead of accidents happening, and you know, that sort of stuff, then it would be the movie. Yeah, it’s just, I, 

26:14 

we get to see Martinez and Juan Watney talk. 

26:17 

Yeah. Just before, before we move on to that, I did love the fact that we got Mark breaking, when the crops are dead, he goes into the rover, and he starts to write a message. And Matt Damon’s performance is so great, because you can tell that he’s trying not to lose control. And that is something that a lot of actors sort of can’t do, or maybe don’t think to do is the I’m feeling one thing, but I’m fighting it, but I’m trying not to, and especially when they’re alone, you know, it’s one thing to sort of be keeping a secret from a person you’re talking to. But when you’re alone in a room, and he’s trying to keep it together, and he’s, he, he like, reaches for the keyboard and and stops himself. And he thinks for a minute, and composes himself. And then he reaches for the keyboard again, and he just breaks and all of a sudden, he’s like slamming his hand against the ceiling of the rover and screaming and crying. And it’s just because you’re trying to trick yourself into believing that you can manage without the emotional break. Yeah. But oftentimes, the only way that you can manage is to have the emotional break. And that is one of the changes that we see between the characters of the book and the movie, which is that Mark Watney in the book, cries, and he is he did, we talked about the lack of toxic masculinity now that he has, and I’m not saying that trying not to cry as toxic masculinity. I’m just saying that there’s a difference in his emotional, his his willingness to have a larger emotional capacity. 

27:57 

Well, and again, his his reasons to because as we’ve established, the movie is sort of playing on easy mode. And so a lot of the things that would cause him to break he just doesn’t, you know, like you were saying he doesn’t hurt his back. And so we don’t see him sort of nursing an injury and taking care of himself because he doesn’t have to, 

28:13 

we don’t see him getting excited about a bath. 

28:16 

I know, right? I imagine there are a lot of women in the audience who would have loved to see Matt Damon get really excited about having a bat depends on how skinny he is. 

28:24 

Yeah, earlier in the movie is better than later. Yeah. One more thing before we get to Martinez note, which is I can’t get enough of long suffering bruising, long suffering. Bruce is like every scene in which they cut to Bruce, and they’re like, Hey, we need you to do this in like three hours. And he’s like, that normally takes 10 years. And they’re like, Yeah, but we need it in three hours. And he’s like, uh, you just like, I picture my mental image of Bruce just always has Pepto bismol in his hand. Like, he’s just, he’s just all the time got an ulcer. And he’s just, I love him in the book. And I love him even more in the movie. He’s love that actor too, because the actor is and Dr. Strange, Dr. Strange and he’s such a delightful character. 

29:14 

I mean, in Doctor Strange, he’s also kind of long suffering. I think that might be that actors kind of stick. Yeah, but it’s definitely it’s so good at just that. Yes, I’ll get it done. But I’m not happy about it. 

29:28 

Sorry, guy, like his family life is probably falling apart. 

29:33 

But he’s, but he’s saved Mark Watney. Yeah. So So Martinez, 

29:39 

well, yeah, we have that. And, you know, we don’t again, we don’t see it at the book them actually communicating. And this is they’re getting to talk to each other. And you know that it’s exactly what what you needed. Yeah. He’s just being ribbed giving him a hard time and it’s, it’s one of those things that you like Love about your best friend, because your best friend is always like, really knows how to talk to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So I enjoyed that there’s, 

30:12 

there’s always when you get that character connection, it’s like the full relationship. And such a brief Santa, it’s always so lovely. And they did a great job here. And in that same vein, again, this is just sort of the the loving on the cast of The Martian our, but every one of these actors is so good. And the director is so good that in that moment, where Martinez is writing to mark, and fundamentally what you’re getting is revelations about mostly Martinez character and a little bit about marks because they’re good friends, you also get a little bit of character from Louis, because as Martinez is writing, and he says, I drew the short straw, so I have to write to you. There’s a shot where it cuts to Louis, and she’s like, leaning over watching him type. And she gets this like, semi scandalized. Look, where she’s just like, I can’t believe you just said that like, and it’s just a great little extra bit of character. You know, it’s not just Martinez, as seen lewis is there and she’s played by an incredible actress, and we get a little bit of Louis’s personality, the basics, the basics of acting, are, well, 

31:28 

here’s here’s the foundation, acting is reacting. We all learn it in college. And but they’re not wrong. Yeah. Like, it’s that moment that you’re like, Oh, yeah, that’s totally true. Yeah. 

31:41 

Well, it did. By the way, we have been doing the Martian, starring Mark Watney, for, like 95 years now. And I have a note here, that it took me this long to realize that there is only one letter difference between mark and Mars. This is this is how long it took me to realize that mark and Mars are so similar. 

32:01 

Okay. Wow. Good note, Alex. 

32:05 

I know right? 

32:06 

I have to say that, at around this point, we get the the sound of the air lock fix, because he duct tapes, 

32:16 

air lock close listening to the storm and 

32:19 

listening and that storm comes 

32:21 

back? 

32:22 

Yeah, this is this is another storm that is stronger than any storm on Mars could possibly be. And, you know, we just sort of look past that this is a show about scientific accuracy. But there’s also room for poetry. And yes, we need the moment of him, not 100% sure that his fix is gonna hold on. 

32:39 

Not only that, but you think of that sound of that thin, thin plastic. And that tape being the only thing that is keeping the outside outside. And the sound that that plastic makes in the wind would have would be devastating for your mental health. Yeah. And that’s not something that you can keep in your head as you’re reading a book, right? Like you don’t, you’re not going to go find that sound effect and just play it on loop. But your brains not going to do it either. You know, and I there’s something about it. That’s, 

33:19 

and because of the format of the book, where everything we’re reading mark is specifically choosing to tell us, it sort of filters out certain moments that he would have experienced that we get in the movie because we’re just sort of the omnipotent audience watching him and man watching him, ah, just sort of shouting in kind of primal, primate uncomfort discomfort, as that thing ripples is very powerful. Yeah. He also at this point, takes all the dead plants out. And there’s a shot of piles and piles and piles of dead potato plants, which is heartbreaking. But it also occurred to me, the terraforming of Mars has begun. Now there is officially biomass out on the surface of Mars. And I bet that at least one bacterium survived. And is is able to live in those conditions. This is even says in the book that some of the bacteria would have survived. Exactly. And so you know, thinking back to the Mars trilogy, which I absolutely adore, there’s a moment where and who is the the, the read the question, the one who, who wants to keep Mars pure and sterile. She gets so upset because they’ve released microbes onto the surface, and now there’s no stopping them. There’s no getting them back. Those are going to be on the surface and they’re going to spread and they’re going to infect everything, and we will never have a Martian surface without them anymore. And I have a feeling that happened during the Martian, you know, people are gonna look back hundreds, even hundreds of years later and think oh, At this layer in the soil samples on Mars, there’s a row of bacteria that we dated back to the potato plants that Mark Watney grew. 

35:10 

Oh, interesting. I hadn’t really considered that. So this is the beginning of the terraforming of Mars. Yeah, 

35:15 

this is there is life on Mars now because these tiny little bacteria that you just know that they’re gonna find a way, right? Yeah. So interesting. funny little thing. Well, we head back to Earth for rich Purcell. Rich Brunel. Oh, excuse me, my autocorrect. Jerk. It’s played by Donald Glover. 

35:36 

Yes, this is this is Troy doing an op ed in person. 

35:40 

Do I love community or what? 

35:42 

I know, right. 

35:45 

Donald Glover also can do no wrong. Yeah. So I think they did a great job of casting, I cannot get over the casting of this movie 

35:53 

seriously. He is arguably, the I would argue that rich Brunel might be the biggest change in how a character is depicted in the movie because I don’t remember him having any of this kind of slightly Asperger’s or some kind of, like, the character in the movie clearly isn’t 100% neurotypical he’s, he’s got some kind of something. Right. And I don’t remember that in the book. 

36:20 

Well, except for you know, we see him, you know, interacting with his boss a little bit more. And he’s a little gruff, and his, and he asks for what can I have time off? And the boss is like, sure. And he’s like, Okay, I’m taking it now. And he goes, like, right back to what he was doing. Yeah. And so some of that would probably be indicative of and probably why Donald Glover chose. Yeah, to play it this way. 

36:45 

I think it’s close enough that you can sort of see the the antecedents there. But I feel like the character from the book was being clever in how he used his vacation time. Whereas the character in the movie legitimately didn’t realize that he was doing anything weird. Like there’s, there’s a moment there where his boss sort of leaves and then leans back into the room, because you do get that I’m your boss, right? And the way Donald Glover plays that he just looks up and he’s sort of totally innocent. Just sort of nods. Yeah, I know. You’re my boss. And then he just turns back to what he’s doing. And it’s like, he doesn’t get that there’s conflict in the scene. 

37:23 

You know, right. I kind of see what you’re saying. But I feel like I, my read of rich and the book was a little bit atypical, I guess, of how, okay, well, fair enough. Yeah. 

37:38 

We do get a very charming explanation of how Oh, I guess this is I think we’re not there yet. We got to really get now Teddy commands the room. So that’s every scene. The Jeff Daniels is in trouble. 

37:55 

But what we actually have is, we jump back to Mars. And Mark Watney is talking into his camera. And he’s telling us it’s been seven days since he ran out of ketchup. And I about last damn mine. 

38:14 

We were sitting on the couch together. He says that line and from just to the left of me, I hear this voice Go, man. Like deep heartfelt empathy. It’s all if it’s all you have for seasoning like you want it like I would. I would take what is that weird Australian stuff that nobody else likes just Australians. Vegemite. Like, if that’s all that there was. If there was no salt. There was no pepper. But there was Vegemite. I would learn how to like that stuff. Because anything is better than nothing. Right? Yeah. And 

38:48 

that’s how I that’s also how Mark feels. Remember, this is the guy who tried to make potato skin tea. 

38:54 

Yeah, exactly. So I’m saying it’s like, and I get it. Ketchup, I feel pretty sure is like very American. So of course, that’s what Mark has been sent with and would want to eat but I felt for that man, because I’m certain he does have salt and pepper either. That’s, that’s heartbreaking. It’s all heartbreaking. 

39:14 

Yeah. There is a moment here. When he’s talking about his food in this in the same scene that kind of blew me away. I wasn’t entirely sure how to take this because I feel like I mean, I haven’t actually run the calorie numbers myself, but I feel like maybe this is a blooper like I feel like maybe he misspoke the line or something. But what he says is he’s talking to the camera and he’s talking about how much they are cutting back on his on his rations. Okay. And the line that he says word for word is in. So instead of three of these every one day, it’s one of these every three days and now they’re asking To do this, and he cuts a third off of it, which means that he went from having three every one day to one every three days. That’s 1/9 of what he should be eating. And now they’re asking me to do this. And he removes a third of what’s left. I did the math, that is 7% of what he should be eating. Yeah, that is a one a 13th ration. That can’t possibly be right. Right. 

40:27 

I mean, okay. If you figure they say that you can last almost two weeks on water alone. Yeah. Then I suppose that that’s not like functioning, that’s before you die in your bed. You can only last a couple. But what I’m saying is like, if you’re still if you’re still getting, because he’s still taking his vitamins. Yeah. And if you’re getting a minimal amount of calories. Yeah, it’s, that doesn’t quite 

40:55 

the only thing that I thought. Maybe what he means that he doesn’t say this. But this is we established last week. Alexander is really good at filling in potholes. The only thing that I can think of is he’s saying this as he’s slicing up. What is effectively like sort of meatloaf, like it’s a it’s a thing that was clearly sent for the astronauts. He’s not eating potatoes. Yeah. So my thought is maybe what he’s saying is he only gets this much of the food he’s supposed to be eating, and then he’s backfilling the rest with potatoes. 

41:28 

Yeah, that’s probably true that 

41:30 

Yeah, I have to assume that because eating 1/13 of a standard ration is just 

41:35 

because we know that the potatoes are just, like, just calories. He’s no nutrition, like, 

41:40 

but they’re also their flesh frozen, right? So he can still eat them. 

41:44 

Yeah. So if what he means is I’m getting this much protein per day, and then I’m filling the rest with potatoes just for rock 

41:52 

to go with that. Just to make it right. Okay, so we have another change, which is he gives Lewis the mission to talk to his parents instead of Martinez. And I think that this change can easily be chalked up to putting chest pain on the screen more. 

42:13 

Yes, I think this is a Jessica Justin thing. This and then later, at the end of the movie, there’s a huge change. Yeah, in favor of her. Which I would be interested to know. I don’t know if we’ll ever find out. But I would be interested to know if this was because of Jessica Chastain, the actress like if she requested more screen time. Or if the writers just felt like they needed to beef up lewis’s arc, 

42:36 

or it’s not. It’s highly unlikely that she requested more screen time. It’s probably she has a name. And the guy who’s playing back. Nobody knows who that is. 

42:46 

I mean, yes. I just mean, I wonder if it’s based on the actress or if it’s from a writing standpoint, if they felt that Lewis needed to be the one to sort of personally say Mark Watney, for her own character arc. 

42:59 

Well, yeah, we’ll get there. 

43:01 

It is interesting, though. And it’s, I mean, I get it like, I totally understand it. I kind of like the Martinez version more. I like the fact that he’s got a best friend that I asked. 

43:10 

I’m totally here for the way the book tells the story and not the way the movie tells the story. I’m not wild about the idea of sending Louis into the household, where she’s the one who chose to leave him behind. 

43:25 

Well, that’s actually a good point, like sending Louis is probably a terrible idea. Yeah, exactly. You said Martinez, the one who didn’t make the call. Yeah, that’s so that’s actually a really good point. I am not in love with this change. Yeah. 

43:39 

So then we get China. Yeah. So the rescue. 

43:44 

They’ve changed to the scientists to a woman. Because what we originally get is two gentlemen talking to each other. Yeah. And talking about how to handle the fact that they actually could help solve America’s problem. And in this, what we ended up getting is a very old guy. And a young woman. Yeah. Which is not how it was written in the book, but that’s fine. 

44:15 

Yeah, they basically changed it from Vin cat and Tim, to Annie and, and Teddy. I mean, he’s quite a bit older than that. But what I just mean in terms of their roles, like he is clearly the administrator of the Chinese space agency, and she is presumably, like one of the one of the department heads or something. 

44:37 

But I Well, she’s a scientist. We do. Yeah, I think we can. I mean, and what I’m going to say is in the book, it’s a scientist, and they don’t tell us what her role is. So I’m going to say that as a scientist, and I think 

44:51 

I like that they did this because it’s you You know, they went kind of out of their way to put a lot of diversity on screen in with the scientists, but we’re also looking at it towards the future of science. So you put out there what you want to see. Right. And so I enjoyed this little change. It wasn’t. It’s not a huge deal. But yeah, I think it’s important 

45:23 

shout out, by the way to Andy Weir who wrote a very diverse cast like they did not change the races of pretty much anybody except for Vincent. The, you know, Venkat Kapoor is clearly not a white guy and Bruce Ainge, and I even when I first read the book, I read Mindy Park as Asian. I don’t know if that’s ever actually hinted, just because I knew an Asian person whose last name was Park. But yeah, that’s he did a really good job of portraying a very diverse group. Yeah. And then when Teddy gets the call from the Chinese, this is tying back to what we were saying earlier about subtle acting. I really appreciated the fact that, you know, he’s, he’s very professional. He’s very appreciative on the call, and then he hangs up. And there’s this long bit of silence and then he just goes, yes. And it’s not what a lot of directors would have had him do, which is sort of pump his fist in the air and like really, sort of, you know, be super excited and sort of race out the door to go tell his team. It’s very understated. It’s just just in his chair, tightly contained, sort of in his chest. And then he’s back to tiny like for arm pump. Yeah, exactly. Like he’s, he’s clearly this is a guy who keeps it close to the vest. And this was something that is so powerful that he could not not express it. So he just expressed it a little bit. And then he’s back and I love that. 

46:52 

So then we’re, we are and the room the L Ron meeting? 

46:59 

Yes, project l Ron. And 

47:02 

Annie has no idea what that is, which is so 

47:04 

awesome. Because Sean Bean is sitting in the room. Yes. That’s 

47:08 

so great. Was that was a lovely little crossover sort of thing that just that happened there. 

47:15 

A part of me wonders if that’s how they thought of Shawn is like they were working on this scene with Project ROM and they were like, I wonder if we can get, you know, like, they just started sort of going through the cast of Lord of the Rings. Could we get Ian McKellen for this role? We get Sean Bean. Can we get Viggo Mortensen? like yeah, who would be good here? That’s just a joke. That is too good to pass up. Yeah. 

47:35 

I will say that this is another place in which Annie isn’t as profane. 

47:41 

Yeah, and we miss hilarious. 

47:45 

As she wasn’t the book, she you know, as as profane as she gets is I hate every one of you. Yeah. And that’s it. Yeah, I was sitting here going. No, no, no. 

47:54 

Any swears there, at least she needed to at least drop fine or something. 

48:00 

We need more really good foul mouthed women in science fiction. And I say that because Annie, they turned it down. Yeah. And they also turned it down with officer Rolla on the expanse. She’s got some good lines on the expanse, the TV show if anybody out there is watching the expanse of the TV show, she’s gotten some great lines. We love that show. Read the book. She is so much filthier. In the book. She is so foul mouthed, it’s hilarious. Like in the in the show, she’s really just kind of brusque, like she she just doesn’t have time for this. In the in the book, though it is poetry. She just weaves these incredibly profane turns of phrase that are so hilarious, and we just we need more of that like that. And we need to we need to make it onto screen stop filtering it out. It’s hilarious and awesome. And it builds the character of these awesome women. Yeah. And yeah, 

48:56 

at this point is when we finally learned what Rich pournelle is up to, 

49:01 

yeah, what his plan is, and I love so this is one of those things, you know, we were talking about whether he sort of picked up on anything in the book that may have led him to this sort of a little more a typical characterization, but one of the things that it really does nicely, in the sort of mechanical sense, is it allows them to be super expositional, because the audience might not know about slingshot maneuvers. But everyone in this room does. This is not something which Brunel needs to explain. I bet even Annie would know, like, you know, she’s, she’s smart. She knows about a lot of this stuff. And he just, he’s walking them through step by step walking around Teddy literally physically, and like stuff out of his pocket. It’s pulling stuff out of his pockets. It’s he’s so sort of the character that he has built. It is absolutely believable that he would be this expositional. Yes, unnecessary. And yet now the audience has got it. It’s the it’s the perfect framing for a tele Donna moment. 

50:05 

It was an I love Teddy’s reaction. 

50:09 

Get out. 

50:10 

Yeah, that’s it. I also, I also love Vincent popping the pan against Danny’s forehead. Just, again, more indication that these people have worked together for a really long time that they, 

50:22 

and he took the chance because he had like, if you’re gonna, he has the opportunity, he’s gonna do it. Exactly. He doesn’t get the opportunity to do this. Yeah, 

50:31 

I enjoyed that. But I feel like the bigger the biggest sort of missing thing from Annie is not her profanity. It’s that she leaves toward the end of the scene. And in the book, we get an extra moment. So there’s this scene between Teddy and Mitch. where he’s talking about, you know, it’s it. He says it’s bigger than one person. And Mitch says, No, it’s not, which is sort of the central thesis of the whole story is that it is worth it to bring one person back. But in the book, we got an amazing scene, where when Teddy decides to not do the Hermes return plan, the rich Brunel outmaneuver any rips him a new asshole. If you remember that scene, no, Mitch, makes a big deal about how they should leave it up to the crew. And Teddy decides on not risking the life of the rest of the crew. And they all start to leave and he stays behind. And he starts to say something about like the next press briefing, and she calls them a goddamn coward. And she just rips him apart, we would be able to bring Mark home if you had if you had the balls to let us and she really sort of has the team’s back. And that is one of the scenes to me that is important for Annie’s character, because the Annie of the movie is sort of just a PR person. Like you get the sense that she could work at a Hollywood studios, the fact that she works at NASA is kind of irrelevant. She’s just here to do a job. Whereas in the book, this scene really establishes the fact that she’s one of the team. She is helping to bring Mark home. And Teddy’s decision is hindering her efforts to make this happen. And that is not only a great moment for her character, I feel like it really helps cement the team back on Earth and isolates Teddy from them a little bit. He’s the leader. He’s got that, you know, the the loneliness of wearing the crown. And I missed that. I would love to have Kristen Wiig rip Hammond. Oh, that would have been amazing. 

52:37 

In the movie. My favorite conflict is Teddy versus Mitch, which is saying something because I think the biggest conflict is Watney versus Mars. You know, yeah. But in the book, that’s my favorite conflict. Yeah. But in the movie, I think it’s Teddy versus Mitch, just because they’re such powerful actors. They’re powerful, powerful characters. And seeing those two sit across from each other sniping at each other. It’s and, you know, just the, the way that Teddy can put down, Mitch, just, I’m boss sort of way. Yeah. Is. It’s fascinating to watch. I 

53:23 

could watch a two hour movie of them debating what to do. Yeah, like just those guys sitting in chairs, just going at it. Uh huh. So next up, we get this wonderful montage of the Hermes crew talking to their family because they they are doing, you know, the they’re doing the rich pradel maneuver. Which by the way we do we do get the moment where Mitch sends them the rich Brunel maneuver, and then they decide to do the mutiny. Yeah. And it’s a great scene. 

53:52 

That scene I wrote down as it’s either project King Arthur’s Court, because they’re all sitting around this table just trying to like, yeah, Louis wants them to seriously think it through. It feels like it’s some sort of last supper or whatever. I don’t know. But I loved seeing them all sitting around the table, having this conversation. It needs to be taken seriously. I’m not going to just take your immediate Yes. As a yes. until you hear me 

54:22 

think about it. 

54:23 

Yeah. Because Martinez is like I’m in and she’s like, yeah, except for we will be court martialed. Right. So you need and he’s like, I’m in which, you know, he’s gonna say, but, you know, 

54:34 

they also I love Beck’s response when she turns to the rest of them. And she says, and for the rest of you, I guarantee they will never send you up here again. And back immediately goes good. He just leave like he’s here. You really get the sense that not going back into space as the upside for you know, like, he’s, I’m here for it. Yeah, it’s 

54:52 

more to me. It’s more like, yeah, I’ve been up here longer than anybody else like, fine. Yeah, you know, and it’s not good as and He would never have jumped at the chance. Yeah, 

55:01 

no, he would go back. But yeah, yeah, this is 

55:04 

this was his goal. And he has met it. And, yeah, let’s do this thing and then be done. 

55:09 

Yep. Yeah. So next up, we get this montage of the crew talking to their families. And this is one of those things. So here on the synthesis, this whole show is talking about talking about scientific and historical accuracy in entertainment. And that is something that we care a lot about an edge works. That’s how we built terrigenesis. That’s how we do everything at edge works is authenticity. And this scene, I really love because it’s authentic to the source material. If you go back and you look at the scene in the book, each of the crew members has a scene where they’re talking to their families. And those are the scenes in this montage is you get Martinez getting kind of reamed out by his angry wife, you get Vogel talking to his kids, each of these people are talking to their families. And they didn’t need to have them be exactly the same scenes from the book, you know, they could have had something where the where the whole crew was talking to their families all together or whatever. Yeah, they didn’t need to cast all these characters that were only going to get in for like one shot, you know, but they did. It’s a little bit more accurate to the book. And it’s better that way. It’s just unnecessarily accurate and good. And I I so love that. 

56:26 

And then we have the montage of China and prepping for the launch. And it’s a stress relief. Is the stress release of this movie? Because I think it’s where we see. They are is this I think this is the moment where we see one of the scientists fall through this. And Mark that is not later 

56:54 

I think that’s not quite now. Yeah, but it’s it’s around here. Yeah. 

56:58 

So but the the whole montage is fun. And that’s what montages are generally made for Yeah. 

57:05 

Maybe this montage is preparing the rover and then also pre preparing the tie and Shan is the same. 

57:10 

I think maybe it is Yeah, maybe. But 

57:14 

in the book, Mark Watney is often the stress relief. Yeah. And so because we’re not getting that in the movie, we have to have it somewhere. And we’re not getting it all the time. And as or rather, we’re not getting as frequently. And so this is a, a long set of here’s the fun of what we’re doing. And I do think that’s where it is because it’s when he’s drilling into the rover so he can make space for the stuff that he needs to put into the trailer or whatever. I mean, they’ve changed this in the movie, but he’s jumping on the roof to get falls and falls in and the site and then we jump back to earth and we see it happen to the scientists there to add it’s or the engineer or whatever. And it’s pretty funny. Yeah. 

58:01 

This is also in the world of relief. This is where we get the first hint of backing Johansen Yes, and it’s super adorable. I love them in the book. I love them in the movie. I’m a big old softie, and I love romance, and back and Johansen back in your hands, and I just love them to death. They’re both gorgeous. They’re going to make the gorgeous babies ever. And it’s so sweet and so romantic and so awesome. And so unless you’ve got anything else before the time jump. 

58:39 

Let’s see here. I have two things. The little robot moving around the hab. What is that? 

58:47 

That is the sojourner rover. So the Pathfinder lander in 1997 landed and the way it worked, unlike the, you know, spirit and curiosity and perseverance and all the rovers that have come after those were just rovers. It was a rover that ran around, the Pathfinder landed and there was a rover and then also a base station. So the thing that Mark Watney is using the thing sort of looks like a pyramid. That is the base station for the Pathfinder rover. And then the sojourner, which is like the size of a kid’s remote controlled car was the thing that went out and sort of did the science and explored and then it would transmit to the Pathfinder, and then Pathfinder would transmit to space. Well, I 

59:29 

totally missed that, you guys. 

59:30 

Yeah. So that little rover from the 90s is you actually see him find it and pick and carry it with Pathfinder when he does that, but it’s useless. And so he just apparently turned it into sort of a Roomba. And it’s just driving around because why not? He does mention at one point when he’s doing the hexadecimal sequence. He does mention that for faster communication, the sojourner has three pairs of wheels, and he could put hexadecimal codes on each of the wheels so that they could spin the wheels and That Yeah. And he could get three bites at a time. But he doesn’t. Right, right, just turned it into a Roomba. Which by the way, if there are any, like toy makers out there anything if somebody could make just like a sojourner rover that just wanders around your house, that would be hilarious. I mean, 

1:00:16 

I’d rather it be like, I’d rather buy one for like my nephew or something that’s a remote control, remote control to German, that would be 

1:00:25 

awesome. Yeah. It’s also funny, by the way, I don’t know if everybody else feels this way. But when that rover landed, I was 111, something like that. And that has just sort of been filed in the area that’s been filed in the brain of Alexander as the size of Mars rovers. And so now whenever I see a picture of perseverance, or curiosity, or spirit, or any of them, I’m always picturing something that’s the size of a toy car. And then every once in a while, you’ll see a picture of the rover like next to a guy, and it’s friggin huge. And it always surprises me every single time I see a picture of these rovers to scale. I’m always expecting them to be the size of the sojourner rover. 

1:01:06 

I, my last thing before we did the time jump is the actual sound effect. When you see soul whatever date Oh, that sound effect is saying Yeah, but it’s like, it’s got such a it’s so it’s like, it’s like the sci fi sound effect. Yeah. And I there’s something that it’s the sci fi or the deep sea. 

1:01:33 

Yeah, perfect. Yeah. 

1:01:34 

And I like that it speaks to the pirate thing. sonar 

1:01:39 

vibe. Yeah. 

1:01:41 

Anyway, I just, I was I’m really taken with that effect. But also, you know, we just we have an idea of what sci fi needs to look like for it to be sci fi, the the Holograms and the colors that that specific blue, or things like that, or, you know, if if you don’t have the high tech ship, your stuff is going to be like the lower tech green, you know, things like that, where it’s just, we have we have this visual vocabulary, or this auditory vocabulary that speaks to what we what we know of this genre. And it’s, it’s a pretty narrow field. Or space, I guess. I don’t know. So I I both like it and dislike it. 

1:02:30 

Fair enough. Well, I think that’s a good spot to end for tonight. Yes. So we did not make it 

to the end of the movie, as we expected as we plan all along. Oh, totally. was our our plan. Holy buckets? Yeah. So we will pick up next week with the time jump. We do and slow folk, slow. I cannot 

1:02:54 

say your name. I don’t know why. I always want to put the oil on the wrong place. I’m 

1:02:58 

so 

1:02:59 

so sorry. So flow trash panda says so Mars is home to roombas. And you know what? 

1:03:05 

I guess I’m 

1:03:06 

the only planet in the universe exclusively inhabited by robots. 

1:03:11 

Weird, 

1:03:11 

right? Yeah. Yeah. You know, because Marx, they’re not in the story. But in real life. Yeah. Yeah. So be sure to tune in next week for the next episode of the synthesis where we will hopefully be finishing the Martian. 

1:03:25   

Let’s finish this. 

1:03:26 

Yeah, that would be cool. 

1:03:28 

I think we need to be done. Yeah, with the Martian. So next week is the last week if we don’t get to the end of the movie that’s on us. And we’ll figure it out that but we’re not doing another episode. 

1:03:41 

I guess what Lacey is trying to say is that if we don’t finish next week, that’s on j grape. And, yeah, I 

1:03:48 

would never say that as a matter of fact. Okay, so we will talk to you guys in a week. In the meantime, subscribe. 

1:03:57 

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1:04:42 

Okay. All right. Well, thanks for watching. Have a good night, guys. 

The Martian Ch. 26: ORGANS FILLED WITH POTATOES & RADIATION | The Synthesis

Strapped to a couch barreling through space. Honestly, what could POSSIBLY go wrong? We dissect the nuance of The Martian and look back at 18 months of living on Mars…

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕪𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤 is a live talk show that aims to find the relationship between science and fiction in pop culture. We’ll discuss a book, movie, or show each week that’s science-focused and talk about just how realistic it is, where reality is cooler than fiction, and exactly where certain liberties were taken.

00:03 

Hey folks, this is Alexander Winn I’m Lacey Hannan and we are here for the synthesis where we examine real science and real history and entertainment. This week we are talking about chapter 26. The final chapter of The Martian. 

00:22 

This is this is how you know are married because we can finish each other’s pie sandwiches. It was supposed to be a Brooklyn nine, nine reference and you totally missed it. 

00:33 

I made it a community reference. Oh, our right. So this week, we are talking about the end of the Martian, which is very exciting. We’ve been doing this for a number of weeks. Now. 

00:45 

We we have and yeah, we’re wrapping it up. Okay. So next week, we’re going to talk about the movie. So get on renting it, watching it, buy it, whatever you have to do. 

00:55 

Yeah, so we’re not quite done with the Martian. We’re going to finish the book next week, we do the movie. And yeah, 

01:02 

compare different media’s takes on it. 

01:05 

Yes, indeed. So jumping into the book, we pick up where we left off with the last chapter, which is Mark, sitting in the nav waiting to take off. And he’s pretty much done with Mars, which is a big deal for a book called The Martian. And yeah, it’s kind of all out of his hands. There’s nothing left for Mark to do, 

01:29 

which I would think would totally suck after, after, like a year and a half of everything being on your shoulders. And yes, NASA is like, both the angel and the demon sitting on your shoulder chatting with you. For some of the time, like, everything’s on your shoulders, and you have all of the control, and even thing, even when things go awry, like it’s up to you to fix it. Right. And now he’s just helpless. Yeah. And I think that, that even more than the way NASA is feeling helpless in this moment, which we’ll get to in a minute. I think it’s gonna be significantly worse. 

02:06 

Yeah, I’m kind of, you know, one of the nice things about this book is that we’re sort of keeps it light. He keeps Mark Watney upbeat and keeps us morale high, they could, you know, anywhere could have taken this book in a much darker direction, where we’re wanting starts dealing with like, symptoms of depression, maybe even symptoms of like psychosis, because he’s been alone for so long. And, you know, obviously, some serious trauma responses and all that kind of stuff. And this is definitely one of those moments where if this was that kind of story, there would be a little bit of a freakout, because he can’t control anything anymore. There’s nothing to do, and he’s so wound up in the need to sort of fix problems that he can very much like, get wound up. 

02:52 

Well, that’s what I mean. It’s like, we don’t have a character that’s going there. This isn’t the story that’s going to go there. But, you know, for example, in the expanse, they deal with the fact that Martians, people who live on Mars are sort of categorically agoraphobic when they, when they visit Earth, they can’t handle the giant open spaces, because they’ve never experienced them. They’ve lived in tunnels their whole lives. And there was an opportunity to do that here with Mark Watney. And I’m glad they didn’t. Yeah, opportunity. 

03:20 

He has perseverance. Yes, he does. 

03:25 

And so yeah, we actually, the first two things that happened in this chapter, I thought was sort of interesting, we get kind of a one two punch of things that they didn’t really comment on, which I was surprised that that I didn’t 

03:40 

I didn’t write any write any notes for the very beginning of this. So tell me what you’re talking about. 

03:44 

So we pick up with effectively a montage like this is very clearly taken from movies. It’s, it’s called, they gathered, and it’s all about people in like, Times Square and in bars and living rooms, and they’re all watching this. And it really sets the stage for this sort of global, you know, viewership of what is about to happen. And one of the things that we get is this couple in Chicago. Yeah. Which is clearly Mark’s family. 

04:11 

Okay. I thought you were just talking about Mark I.  

04:14 

Okay. So, so I thought that was interesting that we are finally getting Mark’s family and it kind of made me look back and go, Yeah, why have we heard from Mark’s family in any of this? Like, 

04:24 

what are they going to say? What are they going to do? What what newness? Can they add to the story? 

04:28 

I mean, we all put ourselves in those shoes. I agree with that. But what I’m saying is that like nobody talked about it, like nobody. We didn’t, you know, for example, they established that Mark’s family is sitting with a representative from NASA, who was specifically there to answer their questions. This is something that as I understand it happens in in situations like this sort of national security importance, they will often give the parents a representative from like the Army or whatever to tell them how this is going. And we don’t know who that is like Unlike for another writer that would have been, you know, Bruce, or somebody that we know. And it’s just interesting that, you know, this whole, this whole story is about rescuing this one guy, and we finally get to see his family. And that’s not like he didn’t do a thing with I 

05:16 

feel like, I feel like that’s how it would go though like it. I think that is realism of this world, because it’s not like, Oh, 

05:25 

I totally agree. 

05:26 

If you have a kid in the military, they’re not going to send his CEO to go sit with you. They’re going to send someone who is who knows how to do this. Yeah. And so you don’t want Bruce there. You don’t want that cat you want. You want the the type of rep who knows how to handle your breakdowns or handle your questions? 

05:44 

trained? 

05:45 

Yeah. And who can talk in layman’s terms and all of that stuff? 

05:48 

Yeah, I’m not saying it’s a bad thing. I just thought it was interesting that I mean, as much as anything. It’s interesting that I didn’t notice that we haven’t met his family yet. Like, we haven’t heard from them. He even wrote even talked about sending Martinez to go talk to them. But the parents were absent. Yeah. It’s, it’s sort of for me, it’s sort of like, Sal, Ron and Lord of the Rings. It’s just sort of notable that this very important character. 

06:12 

Okay, as I say, I totally disagree with you. Because, for me, I filled in those gaps. Yeah, you know, quite a few of these episodes I have talked about like, oh, what would his parents be feeling or like, you can empathize with this or that or with the other thing, and for me, I’ve already filled that in. So I don’t need the story to tell me because it’s easy to fill in where I can’t fill in for venca. I can’t fill on for man, Mindy, or Annie or any of these other people. So to me, it’s that would have just been padding between the storylines that I really care about. Because as much as I would empathize with his parents, it’s not that I don’t care about their storyline, it’s just that their storyline cannot possibly be as interesting. As Annie or Lewis or Martinez, you know, like, it just it can’t be okay. 

07:02 

What else have you got about the parents? They gathered? And then we’ll get to the other thing that surprised me. I 

07:07 

will say that with the parents. I might have gotten very congested while reading that part, coincidental allergic reaction or reading. But the the moment that we’re talking about the crowd, crowds that have gathered in different areas of the world, right. And there was a, I think they they say, like a minor cheer for hearing Mark’s voice. Yeah. And I love. It’s just it’s really great reminder for how much the public hasn’t heard from Mark. They have seen Trent, like transcripts, they have heard from Annie, and you know, Bruce, like they’ve they’ve heard from other people. This is what Mark had to say, or whatever, and they might play clips. But they’re not actually the public isn’t hearing that much from him specifically. So getting to hear his voice has to feel like how much closer like we’re on that last step. And I think that there’s like this precipice moment that you don’t really get in the book, because you’re seeing it from the people who it’s either your hearing mark, or you’re hearing from the people who are hearing from Mark, right? You’re not, you know, you’re not getting the outside point of view. So I had kind of forgotten how much these people don’t know Mark, like, we know the audience do. 

08:37 

Well, that’s actually the perfect segue to the other thing that surprised me, which is, we after the after they gathered, we get mark, sitting in the nav talking to Louis on the Hermes. And they’re talking through, you know, the launch and getting ready and all that kind of stuff. And I realized, when Mark got to the mhv, he could do voice communication for the first time. There was a there was a what, what would have been a very powerful moment for Mark Watney that we just completely skipped, which is hearing another person for the first time in like two years. Oh, and because he’s been typing this whole time, he’s been communicating through the rover and sending it through Pathfinder. He’s been writing emails and texts effectively. And when he got to the nav he would have talked last time. And you imagine how did we not get that moment? Like That is such a powerful moment that I’m really surprised. 

09:33 

So milk, now that you say that? Yeah, you know, there’s a book called The room or room that they turned into a movie with Dakota Johnson. And it’s about a woman who gets kidnapped and she’s putting this tiny, tiny, tiny shed, and the kidnapper also rapes her and she gets pregnant, and this child is like, five years old before he ever leaves and when he leaves he Can’t see properly. And so because if if your eyes never developed the need for long distance vision, because he 

10:10 

never had access to that, right? I wonder if there’s any anything along the lines of like auditory changes that would happen if you’re not hearing anything outside of a hab because you’re not hearing anything outside of it. You hear stuff from your suit. Or if you were to lose if you were, if something were to happen to your suit, you’re not hearing anything outside because it’s like, 

10:35 

yeah, the air is so thin. That doesn’t carry sound. He did still have his disco music and his 70s 

10:41 

it’s all still so like, Yeah, but yeah, 

10:45 

I guess I don’t think his if he would have experienced any kind of deterioration. I mean, if he hadn’t had that, I would be curious to talk to physiologist about what that would do. But, you know, those don’t talk back. Like that’s not communication. You’re just passively listening. And so, yeah, the opportunity to actually talk to Louis and have a conversation back and forth, is really huge. Yeah, that’s huge. 

11:07 

Okay, so 

11:08 

those two things really jumped out at me is like, oh, wow, these are these are big developments. 

11:13 

So then we head back to the math. Mark Watney is almost last words are. He’s he’s talking to commander Louis. And he’s talking about Martinez. When he says, tell the asshole no barrel rolls, because Martinez is the one who’s piloting the map. Yeah, right. 

11:37 

Yeah. So gwatney has literally removed the control panels. He’s sitting in an empty room just in a chair. 

11:43 

Exactly. So and I that cracks me up, because at the time when I’m reading it, I thought those were his last words. And I was like, those are hysterical last words. Like, 

11:53 

if this doesn’t go, well. That will be the last thing that Mark Watney ever said. And tell that as well. No barrel rolls. 

11:59 

And that’s just pretty funny. So my question, one of my questions for this episode is, what would you want your last words on Mars to be the last thing you say there? Because you know, they’re gonna put it in the history books. And so feel free to be as Mark Watney about it as possible. By which I mean, be profane. Be whatever, I don’t care. But I want to know what your last words would be. I don’t. I’ve been thinking about it all week, and I can’t figure it out. Because I’m such a sentimental pers on, that there’s a part of me that would probably say something super lame, and like sentiment, sappy, and yeah. But simultaneously, 

12:41 

there’s something to be said for just being like, Fuck you. 

12:43

Oh, wait, he then which he later says there’s, you know, another thing that that makes me think of is, you know, and this is less surprising, but we didn’t really get any information on areas one or two in this book, which makes sense. We’re focused on areas three. But this is a world in which someone has already said the first words on Mars. We’ve already gotten our one small step for Mars. Yeah. And there’s a there’s a TV show that I very much enjoyed that I think I might be the only one that is called defying gravity. It’s very soapy. But it’s about a mission through the solar system. And there is something that always sort of makes me chuckle, which is in this show. They have already landed on Mars. And so somebody already had that one small step moment, and every character on the show agrees that that guy blew it. He had really dumb first words on Mars. His first words on Mars were the Red Planet conquered. Oh, stupid. Exactly. And everybody’s just like, that is the worst. 

13:47 

Take him to come up with 

13:48 

exactly. And it just makes him sound like a muscle head. And you know, it just, it sort of makes me wonder all of a sudden, I wonder what the first words of the area’s one crew on Mars. This is you know, as Mark Watney is leaving, he gets a quote, but somebody else had a quote before this. Yes. 

14:02 

So well. And speaking of firsts, this is the first crew who that has ever been back to me. Yeah. And they have that they have that little moment. 

14:12 

Yeah. Look voegelin back are talking about 

14:15 

and not even Mark can say that. Yeah, Mark will have been there once and will have never gone back 

14:21 

to the first to revisit Mars. 

14:23 

So that’s interesting. Yeah. Yep. Okay, 

14:27 

so in that conversation, Vogel and back are talking about the procedure for getting Mark Watney. And this is sort of an echo of the resupply mission when they were back at Earth where they had to launch the rocket and then Beck’s job was to go out and actually like, grab the thing like with his hands, and guide it in and so again, they’re launching Mark into orbit. And he’s you know, the the Hermes is traveling and the map is going to come up and their hope is that their paths will intersect and then back can actually to go out and get him, but of course back is connected to the Hermes by effectively a rope. And that rope is only so long. Yeah. And we have this interesting conversation where he tells Vogel, if I can’t reach him, I want you to detach me, because he has one of those things that you see, like Apollo astronauts. And that looks sort of like chairs that have. We saw 

15:24 

George George Clooney had one. Yeah. And grout and gravity. 

15:28 

Yeah. And so he could theoretically detach and go get mark and then come back, which is what he wants to do. And Vogel seems to say no, mostly. 

15:39 

So. Okay, I’m gonna put a little pause on here. We’re gonna we’re gonna put a little pin in this conversation, because we’re coming back to it. Yeah, but I have to say, slow trash. Panda. There response to what they want to say for their last words is, How the fuck do I have a rock in my booth already? And I? If I if 

16:06 

I were choked? I think trash panda wins. 

16:08 

Yes. 

16:10 

So I am here for that. That’s really funny. 

16:15 

I also, Charlie town, weighed in with finally no more red dust. And I immediately got a flashback to the Mars trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson, because there’s a scene where all of the when they first arrive on Mars, all of the astronauts are complaining about the Red Dust. And the She’s like a micro geologists, basically, she’s geologists, and she gets really upset because it’s not dust their fines. Okay, difference between dust and fines. So Charlie, it’s not dust there finds finds. 

16:53 

Whereas my brain immediately went to the problem that all women pretty much have when they go to the beach, and you’re there for too long. And suddenly, there’s sand in your underwear, or like the bottoms of your swimsuit. And so now like, you feel like a baby, who’s whose diaper is just slowly like, falling off of them, because it’s really embarrassing and awful. And our producer has her hands over her face. Did it? So anyway, that’s where my brain went, Charlie. So thank you for that. Lovely image. 

17:32 

So do you have anything else before lunch? Well, 

17:36 

I wanted to go back to the Vogel. Oh, yes. And Dr. Back, because what, so there’s something kind of peculiar here. Vogel still calls back. Dr. Beck. Yeah. After all this time together? 

17:51 

Well, I mean, he’s a very formal guy, you can tell in the way that Vogel is written that he’s, he’s a very formal, you can call 

17:56 

people by their first name, but like they have been, it’s five, six people in a tiny container for 

18:07 

a couple of years, 

18:08 

two years now, almost two years, and they’re going to be gone for at least another six months. And you can’t you can’t bring yourself to call it by the first like, these people are your family, man. And if you can’t get on board with that, what are you doing here? Why did the psychologist let you come? Like it really kind of freaks me out and I was not wild about it. Like I get it. There are people out there that, you know, I had a teacher who if anybody got it wrong and called her, Mrs. Hale, or miss Hale. She’d be like, it’s doctor. You know, like, she worked for that. That’s what you call her. Okay. I totally get it. But her friends didn’t call it Dr. Hill. You know? I don’t know. I just, I just feel like I just 

18:50 

kind of, uh, you know, got to stick up his butt. A little bit. Yeah, he balances out Mark Watney. You know, like Mark Mark is the fun one and vocal. 

18:59 

I mean, Tuesday, Tuesday, but I want to know, the other question that I have for people is, would you agree to let go of the tether? 

19:08 

No. Would you let back go out untethered to get mark, why 

19:12 

would you do it? 

19:12 

I honestly don’t know. I feel like Probably not. But I feel like I would probably do exactly what Vogel does, which is say no. And then when back, calls him out and says, I bet in the moment, you’ll change your mind. Vogel just doesn’t answer. 

19:28 

See. Okay. So my response to this is that I know that I like I have a problem with authority, but I do follow a lot of rules. And so I probably would be like, I’m really uncomfortable. Why are you asking me this? I don’t I don’t want you to say this to me. I wouldn’t know the answer is no. And then in the moment, I would absolutely do it. Are you kidding me? Like I know this about myself that I follow the rules up to and be potentially 

19:58 

responsible Killing two people. Yes, 

20:01 

I because I, that’s that’s who I am as a person, I follow the rules up to like a certain point, and then I completely completely throw them out the window. 

20:10 

And that’s who I am as a person. That’s whenever I get the opportunity to kill two people instead of one. I just jump at it. I you know, that’s just how 

20:17 

do you think I have all these freckles? 

20:19 

Yeah, seriously? Okay. All right. Moving. Oh, so then the launch a lot. And yeah, wow, that rocket has some power. It pretty much immediately makes Watney start to space out and kind of lose focus. 

20:37 

But he does notice 

20:38 

does notice that something in the back of his mind told him that that flapping was bad. Yeah, 

20:43 

he’s got the canvas over the nose of the map, because they’re launching him in a convertible. Yes. 

20:49 

And so you know, which is, by the way, something that I feel like Bruce is going to need to answer for, because they specifically asked if taking the nose off the ship was going to be a problem. And he said, No, because Martian atmosphere is so thin, that as soon as you get higher, as soon as you’re going fast enough for air resistance to matter, you’ll be high enough that there’s basically no air 

21:13 

is created so much drag. Exactly. That 

21:16 

ends this is a problem, man. Yeah, 

21:18 

they I mean, what they, what did they prepare for? For back to go out and get water. I was like, 

21:26 

he said he could do it as long as they’re going 10 meters per second, 

21:30 

right. But there was like a gap that they had to meet. Like they they had to get within a certain 

21:35 

distance. I don’t remember what it was. I forget what it is. 

21:38 

But by the time by the time Mark gets up there, they have they he is 68 kilometers away from the Hermes as 150 meters or something is like 

21:51 

for all 

21:52 

of the Americans out there, that is 42 miles away. And they have 39 minutes and 12 seconds to get there. I’m not going to have to alter their course to Anderson. Yes. Yeah. Which is obviously not a thing. 

22:08 

So prepare for that. 

22:10 

I did think it was very cool to see mark, kind of going through, you know, not enough brain blood getting to his brain and starting to get obsessed with his bolt with five sides. There’s a very interesting representation of what it feels like to be almost passing out. There is a, I realized after the fact, there’s an interesting sort of writer trick that is happening right here, which is, on the one hand, the power of this rocket, making Mark Watney blackout, really under underlines the power of what he’s going through and sort of the danger and raising the stakes of like, Oh, they almost killed him just by launching this rocket. But the other thing that it does that is genius, is it takes them out of the picture. Mark, you’re stuck in an empty room, you’re strapped to a chair, you can’t do anything. So we’re just going to make you go unconscious, while our other heroes do their thing. So that you don’t have to explain why mark is just like spending half an hour spitting out ideas on the radio and like, you know, he would not just be sitting there quietly while they worked. So let’s just knock him out. 

23:18 

Yeah. Well, and because then he can’t do anything like Martinez wants to know why this is happening. Yeah. And he doesn’t have any answers. And it’s because Watney is passed out. 

23:30 

Yeah. And so as Martinez says, it’s like flying a cow, which is hilarious. Yeah. 

23:37 

So they decide well, by they, I mean, Louis, and I’m totally taken with this, is they decided that they’re going to use their attitude thrusters to get to mark. And they’re going to blow the nose off of the army. But 

23:55 

that is not quite yet. Oh, at first, at first, they use the attitude thrusters. And so these, if you’ve seen movies, like you know, gravity, or like Apollo 13, these are the little bursts of air that come out to the different sides of the ship to turn it. They’re just gonna burn all of them in one direction, yeah, to get them moving. And that fixes the intercept range. But you still have the problem with the intercept of velocity. So the idea is, again, that back is going to go out and literally grab mark with his hands like this is they’re not doing a docking procedure here. Yeah, these two spaceships are going to fly past each other. And Beck’s just going to go out and get him. He says that he can do it. As long as it’s moving less than 10 meters per second. They hit all these thrusters to get close enough to him. But having done so they’re now going 42 meters per second. And for those of you from America, that is 94 miles an hour. So imagine that you are standing by the side of a highway and your job is to grab a hold of someone in a passing car and that car is going 95 miles an hour. It’s not gonna happen. It’s a joke. Yeah. And so they start talking about how do we slow down? 

25:08 

Because the whole thing is that the like he, like Alex said, the attitude adjusters rotate the ship. But they’re, they’re not. They’re not what they say in the book is they’re not made for rotating is exactly what they say. which means that it’s a misleadingly named part. Yeah. If, if they don’t adjust the ship, but whatever. The, what I like here is they’re talking about this. They tell NASA what they’re going to do. And then Annie is like, wait, what did any of that mean? And so we get what Alex and I would refer to as a tele, Donna. Yeah. For anybody who watched the West Wing and then listen to them, listen to the West Wing weekly. They came up with they coined this term, which is pretty funny. But it’s, it’s based on in the show, you’ve got this character who’s a very smart woman, but doesn’t know. She, she’s, she’s essentially like a secretary to one of the main guys is one of the assistants and her name is donnatella. 

26:09 

Yeah, Donna, 

26:10 

and she asks the questions that the audience would ask, and then someone explained it to her. And, you know, the she’s not always the person who asked, but she’s usually the person who asks, 

26:23 

yeah, and she’s, she’s smart. It’s not that she’s dumb. It’s just that she’s new. And so she’s the character who doesn’t know how this thing in government works. So another character can explain it to her. And in the process, the audience learns, yeah, it works. 

26:35 

And because her name is donnatella, that the hosts on the podcast call it Tella Donna. Yeah. So we’re getting a tele, Donna, but it’s to Annie. And it’s which, by the way, 

26:46 

I love we cut to we cut from the Hermes and all this stuff happened. And we cut back and the quote from Annie is, whoa, a lot of shit just happened really fast. Explain. Yeah, it’s just like, the most straightforward. What is going on? 

27:01 

Yeah. And essentially, everything that is happening is they’re dealing with the Hermes, which has ion engines, which are slow and steady. And so essentially, they’re trying to turn this tortoise into a hair. 

27:12 

Yeah. And you got to move fast with and how do you do that? so slow? Yeah. Of course, Mark comes up with his own plan, because he wakes up. He wants to be Iron Man. He wants to punch a hole in his suit and use the escaping air as a thruster, which is insane, which is totally insane. Crazy. And of course, Lewis tells him No, but it does give her an idea. 

27:35 

Well, in in pretty much the same breath that he says he wants to be Iron Man. He also tells Mars, Mars, fuck you. Yes. And I love that again. I’m a very sentimental person. So it would be 

27:49 

it’s a very sentimental person, so fuck you. 

27:52 

Well, it’s why it’s funny, but there’s a part of me that’s like, but dude, he lived like you want? 

27:59 

Yeah, Maurice did right. Like your man. Yeah. 

28:02 

Exactly. So I don’t know. I mean, it was really terrible and traumatizing and Oh, my, all of the awful things. But it’s just kind of it’s funny that we get this fuck you to Mars simultaneously. I’m like, that’s the last thing you’re gonna say to it. Huh? 

28:16 

Well, and also like, you’re not quite done, man. Yeah, well, but don’t piss off this planet. Still has one more shot not. 

28:24 

It’s not Mars that would be doing base. So I, I enjoyed that. And then the other thing I enjoy here is we’re watching the crew do what he’s been doing. And they’re figuring out how to handle this new problem on the fly. 

28:41 

Yes, creative problem solving from someone who isn’t Mark Watney, which is fun. 

28:46 

So now, Louis is like Wait, wait, let’s not have you puncture a hole in your suit. Let’s breach the hole in the Hermes. They’re gonna 

28:58 

they’re going to breach the vowel which is the vehicular airlock. 

29:01 

Yeah, that’s, that’s what it is. Yeah. And I absolutely as a, as a, as a person who’s afraid of space. And who’s not the world’s biggest space guard. I don’t think I understand the full consequences of of breaching this spot. So I, I felt like I did not get as worked up about it as maybe I was supposed to. 

29:33 

Yeah. So basically, you know, the most important thing in space is air. You know, everything else you can sort of work around, but if you run out of air, you’re gonna die. And the nice thing about physics is that it’s very predictable. And so the idea here is they have a whole ship that is full of air, and if they puncture a hole in it, all that air is going to rush out of the hole. But because of Newton, the air rushing in that direction is going to push the ship in the other direction. And so they’re going really fast. So all they need to do is point their ship in the direction that they’re moving, and then pop a hole in it in in a very specific spot. And it’s going to push the ship backwards, which effectively decelerates it, yeah, but that means that all their air is going to get sucked out. And that is just a really scary thing to do. And there’s actually a moment it’s kind of dark moment. But it’s interesting, in which Martinez asks, should we go get in our spacesuits like, just in case the door doesn’t hold and the air in our, you know, on the bridge gets sucked out to and Louis’s responses don’t bother, because if the, if the door doesn’t hold, we’re gonna get sucked out of this spaceship at the speed of sound. And we’re all dead. So just don’t even bother. 

30:56 

And there’s, there’s something about this moment where they’re, they are brainstorming together. And they’re figuring out this problem. And lewis is such as being such a risk taker. And I think there’s something fascinating about her as a leader, because I was frustrated with her at the beginning of the book, staying out there so long looking for Mark, when she had this whole team that she had to be taken care of. And their lives were on the line, and she wasn’t coming back. Yeah. And that was really frustrating. But then here, she’s sitting there, and then there’s all of this guilt that we’re dealing with, which is reasonable, and I wasn’t frustrated by but it’s hard to watch. But then she does this, where she’s like, Alright, Johansen, you’re going to be the one who lives you’re gonna eat us if necessary. Okay, now, we’re going to blow this hole in the Hermes. And I’m just sitting here going, big moves, lady, holy shit, like, Whoa, I wouldn’t. She’s, she’s the worst kind of person to gamble with, because she’s gonna be the person who has probably been counting cards. And maybe she doesn’t know how she actually probably hasn’t because her morality, her ethics would point her in a very specific way. And she’d be like, No, I’m not going to do that. Even though I know how. And she would just like, I think she’s so smart that you wouldn’t want to go up against her. And that’s what go all in. Yeah. And I think it’s fascinating to watch her do it because it’s not even though she did stay out there for mark for so long. I thought it was for sentimental reasons. I didn’t realize it’s because she’s such a risk taker. And it’s what makes her a good leader. Is she she balances those two things really well. 

32:46 

Well, I’m just the the absolute focus in a crisis like Yeah, man, you know, listen, rich personnel, maybe a steely eyed missile man. But commander lewis is the steely eyed missile woman like holy crap, that is 

33:01 

I want to see her. 

33:03 

like, Whoa, I am, by the way, Jessica chasteen friggin perfect casting for next when we get to this in next week, she everybody in this movie is perfectly cast, but man, she is perfectly cast, she’s, that’s true. So they’re gonna do this, they calculate it out. And interestingly, you know, this is one of those areas where science is a little more forgiving than people often realize, it doesn’t actually matter how big a hole they blow in the towel, because if it’s a big hole, all the air is going to shoot out at once. And it’s going to be a massive kick to the chest, and then they’re done. If it’s a small hole, it will just leak out for a while. But it’ll still have the same effect. It’ll just be drawn out, you know, yeah, it’s just a nice little bit of wiggle room. But the effect is, it’s going to drop them from 42 meters per second down to 13. And back immediately says, I can work with that, I can do that. But again, just to give everybody a sense of what that means, picture yourself on that highway, that car that you’re going to try to grab somebody, you’re going to grab on to that car effectively. That car just went from going 94 miles an hour, which would kill you to 29 miles an hour. He’s jumping onto a car going 29 miles an hour. And that is I would not want to be in charge of grabbing onto a ship flying by at 29 miles an hour. 

34:23 

And I like it. I don’t like it at all. I I do like want nice response to this plan. It is so it is so perfectly written, which is he objects because he and he makes a joke out of it. He says he wants all the memorials to himself because he’s afraid of everybody dying for him. And that seems stupid. And so I I don’t want you to share the memorials with me I want to offer myself and I just it’s funny. And then 

34:53 

her was irreverent and also sweet 

34:55 

and then her response is even better because she’s like I I’m looking at the shoulder patch. And it turns out, I’m the commander. So like, Fuck you, I would do what I want, you know, and it’s just like, we get a little bit of her humor because she doesn’t seem to have a very big sense of humor, which is fine. Her humor 

35:14 

only shows up in the form of slapping him down and like, asserting her command. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Andy Weir has said in interviews that the character of Mark Watney was very easy to write because he’s the same kind of snarky as Andy Weir himself. So I think this is a little bit of Andy weird snark coming out of Louis’s mouth for once. Yeah, that is such a great exchange. And in the meantime, Annie is watching from Earth, and hears that they’re going to blow a hole in the ship, and her immediate response profane as hell because it’s Annie and we love her is, fuck me, rah, I’d better get to the press room. And she’s like, Is there anything else I need to know? And everybody’s just like, Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And she’s like, sounds good. 

36:01 

Yeah. And that’s one of those great moments where it’s like, Annie is not going to get down about this. She’s like, Oh, shit, okay, and then deals with it. And it’s like, 

36:11 

she’s the only one on earth who can do something. All the scientists are unable to act. But Annie, can this is her moment to act. 

36:20 

Yeah, we get to see her be at the top of her game. Same with Louis. So we’re getting to see some badass women doing badass work. 

36:29 

Everybody gets there Here a moment. 

36:31 

It’s so great. Well, not everybody. No, no. We’ll get there. Okay. So now we’re on on to how are they going to blow a hole. And 

36:45 

so they’re going to make a bomb. And the bomb that they’re gonna make is with sugar. Because Vogel is a chemist, and he knows how to make stuff blow up. In fact, as the book talks about, a lot of his training revolved in learning how to make things not blow up. So yeah, basically, he takes sugar, and he puts it into a pure oxygen environment, he takes an oxygen tank and fills up a particularly strong beaker. And it needs to be strong, because if you just put it in a weak beaker, it’ll just, you know, just kind of fizzle. But if you put it in a really strong one, the idea is that the explosion will build and build and build and build and build until it finally cracks the container. And then that concussive force is what’s going to blow the hole in the ship, right? 

37:33 

I like that. He’s talking to himself in German. And he says xeric fairly, which means very dangerous. And just like, 

37:45 

just sitting there making a bomb going, this is bad idea. This is a bad idea. This is bad. 

37:49 

And I just I just like that. There’s he walks you through how sugar makes a bomb. 

37:59 

So 

38:00 

you’re not gonna try and you want to tell us? 

38:03 

Okay. Oh, yeah. So the idea behind combustion just sort of in general, this is what happens to the sugar is the same thing that happens to gunpowder when you fire a gun. That is that a solid becomes a gas very quickly, that you burn a thing and that becomes a gas and all of a sudden the gas wants to expand where the solid was perfectly happy to just sit where it is. And so you burn it, it becomes a gas and then it immediately wants to expand really fast, and that creates force. And so in a gun, you use a spark to set off gunpowder. It. gasifiers, basically it becomes a gas and that pushes the bullet out of the barrel because the bullet has to get out of the way of this expanding gas. Right. Same thing happens with cannons. Interestingly, the same thing happens with Meteor impacts. When the meteor hits the ground. The Rock vaporizes, which is why fun little fact here, which is why Meteor craters are always circular. You never have a meteor crater that is like at an angle as if the meteor came in and hit you know, like if you throw a rock into the sand it’ll be sort of a an oval shape. Meteor craters never are because it’s not the rock hitting the ground that makes the hole it’s that the rock hits the ground and then the ground explodes it the rock acts like gunpowder guys, 

39:26 

okay, so you might sometime look up and be like wow, Alex is really the one who does all of the explanation of science on this on this here show. And it’s because he’s really good teacher, and I enjoy it. So I appreciate that. I just I just wanted to put it out there. So all of you know that I actually request this Yeah, we’ll be going on hikes and like these beautiful places where like in New Zealand I’m like okay, so explain the difference between velocity and speed. Again, and Then he explains it to me for the third time and completely different vocabulary than the last two times. So that maybe I retain all of it. So he is a he’s a great teacher. And I asked for this. Okay, so I asked for it on your behalf to sorry, if you don’t like it, 

40:14 

I promise I’m not a blowhard. It’s that she requested that I talk 

40:17 

about Sure, I really 

40:18 

do. But yeah, so you know, obviously, one of the important ingredients in combustion is oxygen. And so he actually talks about how the spark that burns the sugar, if it had happened on Earth, it would have like, sizzled a little bit, it wouldn’t do much. But Vogel is putting this in an all oxygen environment. And interestingly there and zero G, which means this is not a pile of sugar, like you can picture in a bowl. This is a cloud of sugar, it is filling the jar and floating in zero G, which means that there’s an incredible amount of surface area, every single grain of sugar is exposed to oxygen on all sides. And so when that fire starts, it spreads incredibly quickly through that space, and all the sugar burns up, which creates this concussive force as the gas tries to expand, but it’s contained by the beaker. And it grows and grows and grows as more of the sugar burns and burns and burns in a fraction of a second until finally, there’s enough pressure that it cracks the beaker. And now the pressure differential between the air that was outside the beaker and the gases inside the beaker are so great that it creates effectively a shockwave expanding out from the beaker and that’s what’s going to tear a hole in the wall. Yeah, fast. And so that’s Vogel’s sugar bomb. 

41:42 

All right. Well, that’s interesting. 

41:45 

They do it and they slow down. 

41:49 

Yeah, I’m, my mind is I’m reeling at the moment. Also, I’m reeling because for the first time ever imana economist and I don’t agree on something. Well, I know, we all thought that we were just the same person. I’m over here like typing, and I’m pretending I live in Australia. I’d rather live in Australia anyway. Because she says, hell no. And astronaut and the Hermes is worth two in the vacuum of space. I hear you. I hear you, girl. I hear you. I also wouldn’t stop me. Yeah. But she also says that it, it’s hard because, yeah, she sees where he’s coming from. So anyway, back to Okay, we’ve done the sugar bomb. And he keeps talking about how dangerous it is. And at one point back says, this has been kind of a weird day. 

42:39 

And I was like, Dude, that is 

42:42 

the most that’s the biggest understatement of this entire book 

42:45 

that like if this had really happened, and this was all on sort of the news feeds that would be the memorable moment. Yeah, it would be the moment that everybody turns into stuff on kind of a weird day. 

42:55 

And then we find out that they have 28 seconds to intercept. They’re cutting it so close. It’s like as much as like, yeah. To to cut it that close. And have the juxtaposition. Ben be it’s been kind of a weird day. Yeah, it’s like it all happens on the same page. And it’s just like, you’re reeling from it, which is just I don’t know, I liked that. 

43:23 

That, that that happened so know what I like, I like soflo trash panda is take on the synthesis, which is he explains the science, and you explain the humanity and the Snark. Which Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, it’s 

43:35 

our relationship. 

43:39 

Oh, it’s it’s science and entertainment. It’s It’s It’s the the nerd in the snarky one 

43:45 

yellow fo gets it. Yeah, exactly. But I love that name. I can’t get over it slip up. 

43:52 

So yeah, they they’re able to slow down and then back goes out to get Watney. He goes to jump on that 30 mile an hour car. 

44:00 

Okay. But before we even get there, you guys, I don’t know why I have this written down. Something must have happened in Oh, they go they we go back to earth, where they’re all just sitting there and like Mission Control, and everybody is helpless. There is literally nothing they can do. And even if they had an idea of like, Oh, don’t blow the thing, do this instead that they can’t because because of that, that time difference. The light delay, the light delay. 

44:34 

So I mean, really, at this point, it’s over, but they’re still hearing about it. But the events have already. 

44:39 

This is where I wrote the note, Alex, okay, this is what we’re talking about. Okay. So let’s say the whole world has to feel like this. And can you imagine the whole world feeling the same emotion like seriously, take a moment to think of the billions of people we have on this planet, right? And not everybody has stopped for this. That’s just not the way the gets to work. There are too many people who still have a Starbucks shift, or something else. 

45:06 

Don’t care about the guy stuck on Mars because they have no soul, 

45:09 

or they have bigger problems to deal with. Okay? No, we’re going with the humanity here. Listen, I just can’t imagine having that many humans, at the same time, having pretty much the exact same reactions, because you’ve got the helplessness, you’ve got the anticipation, you’ve got fear that’s mingled in there, you’ve got this stress, because like, I imagine that a lot of people The first thing, like when they find out whether or not Mark gets saved or not, they’re going to cry, because they have all of this pent up emotion, right? So one way or the other, there’s going to be crying and cheering or crying and dropping to the floor, cuz you’re sad, like whatever it is, but you’ve got all of this built up, and it’s gonna look the exact same for almost everybody. And I can’t, I literally can’t think of a time in history where that would have happened. Because we’re in a, we’re in a time where communication is so much more accessible. 

46:12 

There are a few candidates when we landed on the moon was definitely a global event. Yes, I but I think this would be even more so. because like you said, more people have like, televisions at this, you know, in the 30s when this is set, and of course, they’re just more people. But yeah, I think there are a few candidates landing on the moon, the end of World War Two, I think was probably celebrated pretty much in every corner of the world. Yeah. 

46:35 

But for people getting that that information at the same time. 

46:39 

Yeah. I mean, by radio, like a lot of people would have, but there were still plenty of towns that were, you know, in the middle of nowhere, Australia that didn’t have a radio. Yeah, 

46:48 

I guess. I guess that’s just what it kind of keeps coming back to for me is, and we’ve just got so many more people in the world. Yeah, that 

46:56 

is, this definitely would be an unprecedented event. 

46:59 

And I just like I don’t know, I, I tend to, like, what are aliens gonna think of us when they encounter us? Right? And can you imagine encountering humans in this moment being like, 

47:11 

oh, like they’re a hive mind? 

47:14 

Exactly. I don’t know. So this is where my brain goes. I it’s a little weird. But anyway, I I was I had I had a really big moments of like, I can’t imagine that many people feeling that many that that one emotion together. So that was really cool. So now we have back going out. And Vogel is fascinating because he is pulling on or he’s, he’s breaking on the tether. And he has to do gut feel physics, quote, unquote, which is terrifying. So 

47:51 

bet goes out to get Mark Watney and then they come back. But the thing that is that you have to keep in mind here is they’re still not like Mark Watney, his ship is still moving relative to the Hermes. So there is a version of this where Beck could get to Mark Watney touch Mark Watney and then get yanked away like a fish on a line. Because the Hermes is just going by, and he didn’t have time to actually grab one. And so Beck has to work fast, get him self attached to Mark Watney. But then even when they exit Mark ship, and he’s got him on the line, there is still the risk that if they do if they if they stay out there so long that the line snaps taut, it could rip the line out, it could they could break the line. And now Watney and back are stranded in space as the Hermes goes sailing off into the distance. And so Vogel has to reel them in, he has to start accelerating them back up to the Hermes of speed, but not so fast that he will break the tether, but also not so slowly that they will run out of tether before he gets them up to speed. Because 

49:02 

if they if, if there’s too much force on the tether, then the that it would break free from back suit, but if there’s too little pressure on or force on the tether, then they jerk to a stop, and it rips from a suit. So the same thing happens essentially either way, which is, 

49:23 

but not good. But it’s the needle because anytime he pulls him with his gut feel physics with his gut feel physics terrifying. 

49:30 

Yeah. And they pull him in, and they’ve got mark, and Wow, what a moment when she radios back to earth and says six crew members safely aboard. Ah, that is such a great 

49:45 

and then we jump straight into the NASA rep getting a hug at the Watney household. Yeah, and I was just like, yeah, the 

49:52 

parents pulled him in for Uh huh. 

49:53 

I was just like, oh my god, how often do you think that the reps get like to be there for the good news? Yeah. 

50:01 

This big of good news like this is this is a career like highlight, 

50:07 

you know, and story to tell later for sure. Yeah. 

50:12 

I also couldn’t believe that Teddy didn’t make a red folder. He only made one folder, which means that he, he gives he has one speech prepared for this moment, and it’s only if something goes right which I’m sitting here going, dude. Yeah, there wasn’t a great chance way to tempt fate, man. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. 

50:39 

Yeah, they’re there is a great moment. So this whole sequence we’ll get into it more next week when we’re talking about the movie. But this whole sequence does have several significant changes. I haven’t done the math. But my expectation is that this sequence probably changes the most from book to film. And no spoilers. But there are some big changes. But I did have to laugh, because there’s one moment that is a little present by Andy Weir, which is he talks about how when Mark gets pulled into the airlock, it’s just having back and back immediately whisks him to the hospital, which is really just Beck’s quarters. And he mentioned that if this had been a movie, everybody would have met me in the airlock. And there would have been high fives all around and all that kind of stuff. And lo and behold, a few years later, they turn the Martian into the movie. And everybody meets him in the airlock. And there are high fives all around. And I just have to believe that the filmmakers on set that day were like, Well, I mean, he told us what to do. 

51:42 

Yes, yeah. Yeah. 

51:44 

And then, yeah, we pretty quickly move into wrapping it up mode. 

51:50 

Yeah, we 

51:53 

mark talks about why the earth, the Terran community, would put millions of dollars into saving him. And he says something he’s this, he says, they did it because every human being has a basic instinct to help each other out. It might not seem that way sometimes, but it’s true. And I was like, can you we can you be real and our mind to the world of that right now? Because, like he said, it might not seem that way. But it’s true. And I I basically am the person who I believe that I believe that people like to help. We are Lucy and I are both deep optimists. Yes. And it can be frustrating and painful when the world doesn’t live up to our standards. But I really liked that he put that in there. Especially like, it follows him saying, in space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl as he’s being pulled along. 

52:52 

There’s also a great moment where he’s talking about mission day versus mission soul and the different time on earth versus on Mars. And then he says, but it doesn’t matter what time it is on Mars, because I’m not there. 

53:06 

Yeah. And then, you know, really one of the last things that we find out is he stinks to high heaven, and no one in a long time in a long time. Which can you imagine how itchy he has probably been. And he hasn’t said a word about it. The other thing that hasn’t been said is they don’t talk about his weight. And the book and movie. Yeah, his weight. His his weight loss is very, very apparent. And I’m guessing it’s because it’s, you can communicate smelt pretty easily at a book. Yeah, but not in a movie. So it’s just, it’s it’s another indicator of how much he’s gone through. But yeah, we never we never touch on his weight loss, which is interesting. 

53:54 

That is interesting. 

53:55 

And then he like, he’s essentially like, whatever is the happiest day of my life. And the end, the end, and I was just like, like, Oh, fuck, we 

54:07 

couldn’t use a little more data. And 

54:09 

yeah, I I found this very frustrating. And I discovered that people who listen to the audio book got something that people who read the book did not. And so I’m I would now say, anybody who wants to read this book should do the audio book, 

54:30 

because there’s an extra chapter at the end of the audio book that has sort of like not exactly short stories, but they are moments from the world of the Martian. So for example, you get the moment that Mark Watney learned he was going to be on the Aries three crew. And you get mark and Martinez talking in a bar and like you get these moments from the from the larger world which is cool. 

54:54 

Yeah. And for me, we have been through so much With this guy that I wanted to rebel in his safety, we had so much of lack of safety. Yeah, that I needed to sit in that longer I needed to see more reactions, I needed to know how more people were feeling. And guess what? I can guess what those feelings are. But I want to be told because I need it as an audience member. And I didn’t get that. And so for me, there was a letdown because it was like, have you saved by? No, okay. Well, and 

55:33 

by the way, he’s not actually saved yet. Like, as they specifically say, in this book, space travel is actually more dangerous than being stuck on Mars. And you know, the the tagline of the movie is bring him home. And he’s not home yet. Like, you’ve still got several months of spaceflight to get through in a ship that was already deteriorating a little bit before they got back to Mars. 

55:58 

And like, we don’t have to go through all the details of it. But also his body has been running on multivitamins and potatoes. 

56:05 

Yeah, what is it? What what is happening nutritionally? And 

56:08 

what is the cause for this? Because we all know that, like, you come across a starving anything, and you can’t just give them the food you would normally eat. Like, that’s not how it works. 

56:18 

Very, very dark. But interesting stories from World War Two of feeding Holocaust survivors, and it killed them because you have to ease them back into food. You can’t go straight from starving to not 

56:30 

Yeah. And so like, I don’t know, there’s just all of these questions. I wanted, I wanted him to see, I wanted to see him see Earth. Yeah, if not step foot on Earth. I just, I felt like, there was something missing. I didn’t get to have the ease. We got the joy of saved, but not the ease of safety. Well, and especially, you know, 

56:55 

there’s also from the scientific standpoint, you know, one of the things that I was thinking in this chapter is I want more stuff in space from this author, you know, like, I want more stuff, the the space dynamics, the intercept, velocity and intercept range, and all that kind of stuff was fun. And I would be very interested to hear what was Mark’s reintroduction to Earth gravity, like he’s been in space and on Martian gravity for a couple of years. That would be an interesting retraining regimen. Like he probably had a hard time breathing when he landed. 

57:31 

And the other thing is like, they have a hole in the ship, and they use a lot of fuel to do this last. Yeah. nuber. 

57:38 

So Martinez probably had a pretty cool time, like bringing them into Earth orbit Exactly. Because they talk about 

57:45 

that in the chapter of like, Okay, if we do this, how much of our field do we use? And how much do we need? And now they’re going in the wrong direction? Yeah. So how do you deal with that, like, to me, there’s so much more of the story. That just I needed an epilogue. Yeah. And there wasn’t an epilogue, and I’m mad about it. 

58:10 

Well, aside from the lack of epilogue, I think this is the point where we sum up the Martian. What are we? What do you think of the tale of Mark Watney? 

58:21 

I mean, I you guys, I fucking loved it. I don’t know if you could tell. But I loved it here. Big, big fan. I think my biggest problem literally was not enough. Not enough. So I am here for it. I want more of this type of literature. But I want to see it outside of just like science fiction. I want to see it you know, Okay, I get it. I get that there’s like alternative history where you get a lot of actual real history and things like that. But I want to in like my fantasy, I want it in my mystery novels. I just want? 

58:58 

Well, I think I think heavy read having it in your fantasy as an example of why Lord of the Rings is so popular, because that is a fantasy story with this kind of aesthetic, where the languages and the history and the architecture and like everything has this incredible attention to realism and detail. 

59:13 

Yes, but the differences into it. I think I think there’s a difference there though. Okay, which is, if you don’t know much about languages, Tolkien isn’t explaining languages to you. That is true. And the Martian is explaining science and making science cool. The thing about, you know, learning the Elven language that Tolkien makes up, is that you because you are a fan have decided it’s cool. And so you’re going to go learn this. 

59:39 

And Tolkien curricular. 

59:40 

Yeah. Whereas Tolkien isn’t token didn’t make it cool. He was just like, I think this is cool. So I’m going to put this in my story. Where’s Andy? We’re made science. Cool, right. Like, you know, I think that’s the difference. 

59:53 

Yeah, the educational quality, that sort of showing you how it works, not just showing you that it works, 

59:59 

and Not making you not making the audience feel stupid. Making it understandable. Even if you feel like speed reading it, you’re like, I probably could have understood that. I just didn’t feel like it. Right? I had moments like that. But anytime I slowed down, I was like, Oh, no, I get this. And so you’re reminding the audience that they’re smart, you’re teaching them something new, how much they’ll retain? Who knows, I now know that LCDs have water. You know, there’s water, there’s like, right in the back. Yeah, I can’t operate in a vacuum. Like, I’m not gonna retain a bunch, but I retained a little bit, I know that I can learn this, which is not something I learned at school. Like, there’s just something about bringing, like elevating your audience. And I don’t think a lot of artists do that. They talk to the people that they think are already at their level, whatever that level might be, or they play to the lowest common denominator, that’s something that people talk about a lot. And entertainment is playing to the lowest common denominator, which is ironically, a mathematical term. 

1:01:10 

lowest common denominator being you know, the the number that is a multiple of both of these things, the lowest number and you know, you can make a good argument that the Martian is a is a shining example of playing to the highest common denominator, which is to say, he’s not aiming it at experts. He’s aiming it at what everyone can understand. He’s just aiming it at the top of what everyone can understand this is the most 

1:01:35 

you can understand stuff 

1:01:36 

that anybody could pick up. Yeah. And I just love that doctrine. And that is just to bring it full circle, the aesthetic of the synthesis. That is what we are talking about on this show is using science using history using realism and accuracy in entertainment, not educational content, in genuine entertainment, but aiming it at the highest common denominator. And 

1:02:02 

you know, not everybody has to be the Marshal. Not everybody has to be like, I’m only going to do one thing that isn’t real. You can you can zoom for fantasy in this. Yeah, you can have a lot more breathing room than the Martian than Andy. We’re allowed the Martian to have. That’s okay, too. But the amount of realism that he injected into it makes it special. 

1:02:24 

Yeah. What about you enhances the fiction? No, I, I feel exactly the same way. I mean, I’ve said before that the Martian was a big inspiration on terrigenesis. And, I mean, you know, the Martian, along with other things helped inspire terrigenesis, the success of terrigenesis helped us found the edge works, entertainment. And now this is the doctrine. 

1:02:46 

Our branding is essentially what we just explained exactly 

1:02:50 

what this company does, yeah. And so we, I mean, that’s what I’m dedicating my life to do, you know, like this is, this is not just something I enjoy, this is something that I’m, I’m trying to emulate in everything I do to one degree or another. And I just 

1:03:06 

Alex, it, like Alex and I had this interesting conversation last night where I learned like, I’ve always known this, but I had never really pinpointed it. Just how passionate he is about authenticity. Like I’ve always known that this is he loves this stuff, right? But you know how you have that one thing that you would love to just bring to the world? This is this is the passion thing. for him. It’s authenticity. And I I think I didn’t understand how deep it went until we were talking about it last night. And so you know, here we are bringing Alex’s passion to the world. 

1:03:46 

Oh, thank you. It is and and specifically the thing that I’m the most passionate about is something that Andy, we’re just absolutely males. And the Martian is often the example that I use when I tell people about this is you know, on one end of the scale, there is educational content. There is textbooks there, you know, the things that you see in a classroom, and a step up from that is edutainment, you can hear this term edutainment where, you know, it’s meant to be kind of fun, but it’s also meant to be educational. This would be something like the History Channel, where it’s not just nonfiction. It’s not a documentary that like dramatize certain scenes, but it’s still meant to be educational. And I don’t really like edutainment. What I like, is authentic entertainment. I like things like the Martian. I like things where the entertainment is informed by the science. And it’s not about teaching you, but you learn along the way anyway. I mean, how many people have learned things about World War Two from watching movies like Schindler’s List and Saving Private Ryan, but nobody would ever call Saving Private Ryan, an educational film? Like, it’s probably been shown in a lot of classroom Yes, but it’s not an edgy occasional film it is entertainment. And it is filled with authenticity 

1:05:05 

thing. Glory was the one that we watched. Is that the name of it? 

1:05:07 

Yeah. Glory from serving the Civil War. 

1:05:09 

Yeah, I think I had three different teachers. So that to me between middle school and high school, exactly. 

1:05:14 

The Assassin’s Creed video games are another example. People love the historical authenticity. But nobody would ever describe Assassin’s Creed as an educational game. 

1:05:23 

So yeah, this leads me to, I want to make a request of everybody. Tell us what you want, like what you want to see. And don’t feel like it has to be American entertainment. Yes, you know, if if you’re not if you don’t live here, and what you’re seeing on TV, like if you’re seeing an episode of something or a movie, or you’ve got a book that you want to put out there, please let us know. Like, find us on Twitter. Find us on Instagram. 

1:05:52 

We are at edge works entertainment, basically everywhere. Yeah. 

1:05:55 

And feel free to reach out to me and Alex as well on any of these crazy social media sites. 

1:06:01 

I am at Alex for the win. 

1:06:04 

I think mine is just Lacey Hannon. 

1:06:06 

Yep, super boring. 

1:06:07 

But you know, 

1:06:09 

yeah, we have a we have a list of things that we want to do next next week, we’re going to be doing the Martian the feature film, but we have a list of things that we’re going to do after that. You know, things like the expanse, things like first man, things like Interstellar, we have these stories that imbue that put real science and real history into the entertainment. But we want more. So if you have a movie or book a television episode, yeah, it’s really good. And 

1:06:34 

the thing is, is get specific if you if there’s something that you really want people to see, like, if you know if it’s defying gravity, like tell us which episode because I don’t love defying gravity. And I only want to watch one of the episodes. If I have to. It will be one. But yeah, he’ll watch all 11 of them whenever. I think it’s 11 it’s whatever it was canceled. But you know, good 

1:07:03 

smug about this show being canceled, 

1:07:04 

oh, I don’t want anyone to 

1:07:06 

lose their jobs. But no, seriously, we are. We are looking for suggestions, movies, books, television shows. If you are watching us live, feel free to put it in the chat. If you’re watching this after the fact on YouTube, posted in the comments. We check them out all the time and respond. And 

1:07:21 

oh, last thing my mom wants everybody to know, that they need I know that they need to go watch the most I think the most recent episode of PBS, PBS is show Nova, which has been on the air for ever 1000 years, and they just did an episode on perseverance. And she said it made her cry. And you get to see. So you get to see like apparently a super multicultural, awesome group of scientists who made this happen. And she said it was super inspiring. So if you need to see something that is not meant to be as entertainment, go watch it. And it apparently if you have amazon prime, you can access it. So cool. My little tip for the week. 

1:08:15 

Well, that is it for the Martian by Andy Weir. Next week when we check out the feature film, yeah. And then we’ll be going on from there. 

The Martian Ch. 23-25: LAUNCH ME INTO SPACE IN A CONVERTIBLE, BABY! | The Synthesis

Get locked & loaded as we dissect Mark Watney’s slow decent deeper into the depths of Mars. We cruise through the drama of surviving on Mars while Lacey goes off about some pet peeves and Alex succumbs to her witchy charms!

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕪𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤 is a live talk show that aims to find the relationship between science and fiction in pop culture. We’ll discuss a book, movie, or show each week that’s science-focused and talk about just how realistic it is, where reality is cooler than fiction, and exactly where certain liberties were taken.

00:04 

Hey folks, and welcome to the synthesis. I’m Alexander Winn. 

00:08 

And I’m Lacey Hannan. And this is a show where we talk about science and entertainment. So get excited. Yes. 

00:16 

This week we are talking about chapters 23, 24 and 25 of The Martian by Andy Weir. 

00:24 

We have a little book club going through 

00:26 

this. But first we need to talk about the news of the day, which is the landing of the perseverance rover, it touchdown just a couple of hours ago on the surface of Mars, and I think that’s pretty cool. 

00:39 

I I don’t know who said it today. But it’s a it is a planet of robots, which I think is fantastic. I mean, in real life, it’s a planet of robots. And the Martian. It’s a planet of one one botanist, 

00:54 

one botanist. Yeah, I especially. So perseverance is cool for a lot of reasons. First off is it’s a rover on Mars. But it’s also the it’s carrying a helicopter that is going to try to be the first powered flight on another planet, which is cool. And especially tricky considering that Mars’s atmosphere is only half of 1% as thick as Earth’s. So 

01:19 

I heard today that the engines are based on 50 year old technology, like it was so good then, that they’ve just kind of reiterated a little bit, but it’s, it sounds like it’s pretty much the same thing, which I think is really cool. Like good on those scientists. 50 years ago. Yeah, I’m gratulations series. What was that? Like the 70s? 

01:40 

Yeah. The other thing that I really enjoy about the perseverance rover is where it got its name. Have you heard about the male perseverance? So they held a contest among K through 12 students all across the country to name the new rover and a seventh grade student named Alexander Mathur, in Virginia, just got the ring of trustworthiness and genius. He wrote, he wrote an essay about how other rovers on Mars Curiosity, insight, spirit, opportunity, these are all qualities that we possess as humans. But the most important thing, the thing that will take us into space is perseverance. That’s the actual trait. You know, before curiosity before insight before spirit before opportunity, you have to have perseverance. 

02:34 

Yeah, that’s all explorers have to have that. 

02:37 

Exactly. And I just that is such a great little. 

02:40 

Yeah. Nice little insight from a seventh grader. Good on you. That’s like 14 years old. Okay. smarty pants, 

02:47 

doing good. 

02:49 

I don’t really know what it plans on doing. 

02:54 

It’s going to do a lot of the stuff that Mars rovers often do. It’s going to look for signs of life, it’s going to look for signs of past life, it’s going to be that test to try to see if I can get something to fly. It’s going to do some chemistry tests to see about supporting human life, you know, see if it can produce oxygen from the Martian atmosphere and things like that. Oh, yeah. paving the way for people like Mark Watney. terraforming. Yes. For terraforming ha 

03:20 

and in case you would ever like to try your hand at terraforming? Yes, we have a game for 

03:26 

terrigenesis on iOS, Android, and Windows. Not really good. I just had to be done. There was no there was no getting around it. No, 

03:35 

there wasn’t. 

03:36  

That being said. Let’s go ahead and jump on into the Martian. 

03:39 

Okay. I have a question. Question of the day. Listen. Okay, you guys, I just just to preempt the rest of the show. I’ve still got some major pregnancy congestion, so bear with me. And also a little bit of pregnancy brain where sometimes I don’t feel like doing the work. So Alex, why don’t you explain to us why what he’s doing with the solar panels and figuring out the dust storm and all that. 

04:10 

Yeah. So the problem that we face as we start chapter 23 is Mark Watney has been driving to skapar le crater in the rover, and the people from earth who can no longer contact him have seen from satellites that there is a giant dust storm heading Marc’s way. But he didn’t know that because dust storms are very gradual things you don’t really notice that the air is getting easier and easier until you’re in the thick of it. So they were worried that this might be the end of Mark because he might not be able to get power for his rover power for his life support through this dust storm because he’s powering everything from selection they should have known wasn’t going to be the case because there’s like eight more chapters after he enters the dust storm so of course he’s not going to die. None of these characters check to see how long the book is, but whatever. So Mark finally figures out that there is another Storm because he’s standing on the edge of a crater and he looks out and it’s super hazy that way. It’s not hazy that way. He sort of does the math, he realizes, hey, there’s a dust storm. But the problem is, he doesn’t know the shape of the storm. He knows that there is one he knows it’s that way. But he doesn’t know if it’s like, he knows it’s to the west, I think. But he doesn’t know if it’s to the northwest or the Southwest. He doesn’t know it goes to West. Okay, so east. So yeah, so it’s on the east. So he doesn’t know which way to go, should he go north around this crater or South around this crater, you know, he’s, he’s up against a crater, so we can’t go straight, which way to go, he doesn’t want to go the wrong way, in which case, the power loss is going to be even worse. Yeah. So he needs to figure out a way to measure the density of the dust storm at three different places. And then compare them. Okay. So the idea is, if you if you measure it here, you measure it here, and then you measure it here, you can compare the numbers or those who can’t see what his hands are doing. It’s 40 kilometers between panels, and it’s straight north to south exactly line three points 

06:07 

on a line, then you can get a sense that like, you know, if the northern one is a lot is is seeing a lot lower performance than obviously the dust storm is thicker to the north. And I’m not sure go south, if it’s the opposite, then he goes north, right. Okay, so what he does, you know, because there’s only one of him. And so his problem is that he can’t be in three places at once. And you have to measure it at three places at once. Because otherwise, the the information is invalid brainstorm, I’d be moving. So what he comes up with is, he’s going to drop three solar panels in three different places, or rather, drop two and then he will have one with him. And he takes a camera that is attached to the arm of the his spacesuit. And he just plugs the camera into the solar panels so that it has power. And he just records the whole day. So he doesn’t have to be there, he can just film it, and then go back and look at the tapes. 

07:04 

So there are two cameras and his in his extra he VA because he has to have his three cameras and he can be at one. He has 

07:13 

to have two cameras and then his eyeballs right third. So he he drops one with a camera, he drops another with a camera and then he drives to the third spot and just stands there and looks okay. And then he goes back, he records the the thing, the levels where he was and then he goes back collects the other two cameras checks the timestamp looks at what the levels were now 

07:33 

Do you remember why he needed the resistors? Because that was the other thing that I was like, What? I’m slowly reading this. 

07:40 

So without going into a whole lot of electrical engineering resistors basically reduce electrical current and turn it into heat. They’re basically deliberately inefficient. Okay, and so the problem is, if you just drop a camera on Mars, it’s going to freeze. Oh, yeah, cuz it’s really cold. Yeah, exactly. But what he knew was, he’s attaching this thing to a power source. And he’s not using the power for anything. He’s just checking to see how much power it is getting right. So he can just put a whole bunch of resistors together and basically make a heater. So he’s just going to string these things together, each one generates a tiny little bit of heat, but you can put so many of them together, that generates enough heat to keep the camera warm. 

08:21 

Okay, so the resistors are connected to the solar panel. So that the solar panel has it’s, it’s sort of putting out power. 

08:30 

Yeah, it’s putting out power to generate basic or to run basically a heater in a camera. Okay. Yeah, great. So that is where we pick up in chapter 23. is Mark is figuring this out, as he does going through the steps figuring out how to address this problem. And he’s thinking of the storm in terms of percent power loss. Yes, he knows that if the percent power loss drops below a certain point, he’s dead. And if it drops below a much higher point, he’s basically dead, because he won’t be able to get to the area’s foresight in time, 

09:02 

right. And by the last to be there at a very specific time. 

09:05 

Yes. And I love this, because this is one of those things that, you know, with the real science in the Martian, Andy Weir has built this world in which it feels like everything is just sort of inevitable. Everything is driven by physics, and not by story. And yet, what he has done by giving himself these physical, these physics based restraints, is that there’s a ticking clock. Yeah, he’s got what every great story needs to have in its third act, which is a deadline, because he has to get there they can’t slow down. And that is so perfect for the story. So he has to keep the power generation above a certain level in order to have enough time to get to Aries for so at this point in the story or, or the chapter we are, he goes into talking about how much he hates potatoes, and I have a question for everybody. Is there anything In this world that you hate as much as Mark Watney hates potatoes. 

10:06 

I would I put this question to you? 

10:10 

Yeah. My answer is J grape. No, no, my I actually I thought of a better answer. Yes, I have a thing that I hate as much as Mark Watney hates potatoes. And that is when my phone autocorrects correctly spelled words. It drives me up a while you get so mad. Yeah, I will be writing a word. And I’ll write like so. And then it’ll, it’ll autocorrect it to do. And I’m like, No, I wrote. So because I want to write so why are you changing this word that is perfectly correct and perfectly common. into some other word. Just stop it. 

10:47 

I think that for me, it’s, there’s, there’s this. We see and design a lot like the core right now. trite sayings, trite phrases, live, laugh, love. Like, I hate them with an undying passion. And I don’t mind it if you have it in your house. Just don’t bring it in to mind. The right now the way that I’m encountering it the most often since I’m obviously not going to people’s homes is a dove chocolates. They’re, they’re delicious. They you open it up, and it’ll say something stupid, like, live laugh Dev. And I’m just like, oh, it contributed contributed to like, it says, Oh, that’s from dawn out of California. And you’re like, Oh, shut the fuck up. Dawn. 

11:50 

Yeah, it’s like, let’s take fortune cookies and make them worse. Yes, 

11:53 

exactly. I would rather you know, I remember when fortune cookies were good. Like the fortunes? Yeah. When we were kids were like funny or, you know, actually had a fortune or something. And now they’re kind of dumb. I would rather the dumb fortune cookies than the trite phrases. So yeah, I I get outraged. And I always read the dove sayings. And Alex is like, you don’t actually have to 

12:20 

read those. You can just eat the candy. You don’t actually have to unwrap it and read your candy. 

12:25 

I mean, I have to unwrap it. But I don’t. I don’t have to read I do have to it’s it’s a compulsion at this point. 

12:32 

You know, the thing that I like about this question, oftentimes people ask like, what do you hate as much as you know, like, what makes you want to kill people or whatever? And you know, they’ll answer like, Oh, you know, I hate fast food. And you’re like, you don’t hate fast food enough to kill people. 

12:46 

That that would make you you’d be in prison. 

12:49 

Yeah, but I like the fact that your question how much What do you hate as much as Mark Watney hates potatoes? You know, he’s still eating the potatoes. Like, he doesn’t hate them so much. He’s still he’s still consuming them. He’s just really annoyed by them. And so you can actually answer this question reasonably. 

13:06 

I don’t know. I think that he he might just absolutely hate them. But also, we just got a comment from Emad economists. So that hasn’t been 

13:20 

soflo trash panda weighed in and said broccoli. eemaan economists said zucchini is what she hates. And then she said I had to turn auto cucumber off on my phone because that annoyed me so much. Listen, yeah, that’s, that’s a mana economist you can stay. This is why we keep 

13:43 

like to that. 

13:45 

Like literally made lasica. For those for those who can’t see the video here she is literally dabbing her eyes with a Kleenex. 

13:53 

That was so good. Now, okay, on this topic, Mark says that when he if he gets back to Earth, obviously when if he ever returns to Earth, he’s buying a place in Western Australia because it’s on the opposite side of Earth from Idaho. And I’m just saying for a scientist, he was very imprecise about this. Because he’s wrong. It is not Western Australia. It is the Okay, so the antipodal point of not Yeah, I had to I had to pick a specific place. I couldn’t just use Idaho as a whole and Idaho’s rather large. So I picked I picked Blackfoot, Idaho because it’s the county seat of Bingham County, which produces the most potatoes in Idaho. fun little fact, it produces as many potatoes as Maine does. On the whole. 

14:44 

I know nobody cares how much research you did and it’s reminding me why I’m married you. 

14:50 

So I put in Blackfoot, Idaho and the antipodal point of Blackfoot is actually just out in the ocean somewhere but the closest city would be a port of francais of the French Southern territories. Which is, it is like I think straight north of Australia, but like, quite a ways away. So I would just like to point out that Mark was not as precise 

15:18 

mark. brilliant man and a dumb. 

15:23 

No, I didn’t say that. I did not say that. I said that. Okay, whatever. So 

15:30 

Oh, so he Yes. He goes 

15:32 

on to talk about something else that is driving him crazy. And it also drives me crazy. 

15:37 

Okay, go ahead. 

15:38 

He is driving the same path three times. And that sort of in an inefficiency is one of my least favorite things. 

15:47   

I think that’s that’s one of those very insightful pieces of writing where he talks about, you know, how when you miss your exit on the highway, and you have to drive to the next exit, and you hate every second of it, because you know, that you’re just going to have, you’re getting further and further away from your goal. That, yeah, I felt that. Yeah, I think everybody knows what that feels right, 

16:07 

inefficiency. And it’s not just in driving. But oftentimes, it is it it, like eats away at my soul, I think of like, if my soul had edges, and it would just started burning away the edges of my soul. I think by the time I die, there will be nothing left, because inefficiency makes me rage out that much. So just in case, so I guess I have two 

16:36 

that that I hate as much as markets. And they’re both a little goofy. But I can’t help myself. I can’t help myself. Oh, man. 

16:47 

So he is he measures the three points and he’s able to figure out good news. The storm is to the north, which is what he was hoping because he’s traveling south. This is another example as we’ve talked about before, of when you base everything on real science, and you make it make sure that everything makes sense. You get to throw yourself a bone every once in a while and it’s totally believable. Yeah, we totally buy this is not contrived writing. You know, it was a 5050 shot anyway. And it happened to break his way. Thank God. Yeah. And it just it works. And I love it so much. These are the kinds of things that I wish that I could just like sit Hollywood executives down and just like tape their eyelids open and make them watch so that they would stop doing stupid things and movies, cliches, yes. 

17:34 

His next thing is he goes on to talk. So he decides his route, and how he’s going to quickly get there. And he’s going to drive due south for a while. Because he has to get around this. Yeah, this crater well, and just get away from the storm. He needs to be heading southeast. But he’s just going to go straight south for a long time to try to get away from the storm because he needs the power. Yeah. 

17:56 

And then he’s going to travel essentially do E’s. Yeah. To get to the Huskers go, whatever. I don’t know how to pronounce this cap rally. skapar rally. Yeah, I know someone named scarpelli. So that’s where my head goes. 

18:11 

But yeah, he’s basically making a triangle instead of going straight there. He’s going yeah, one way and then taking a right angle. And he mentions one of my favorite lines in today’s chapters. He says for every 90 kilometers of travel, he’s only making 37 kilometers of progress, because Pythagoras is a dick. And I just I just love that so much. 

18:33 

I detail it was 

18:36 

that and the next moment where he talks about reading Agatha Christie, that I just loved these two moments back to back first of all, Pythagoras is a dick and then he puts his murder his murderer prediction on paper. That takes a lot of guts because 

18:53 

I’m not I’m a guy who does crosswords and pen Yeah, 

18:56 

and I was sitting there going I didn’t know you were such a gambler you know because this is I am not a person who I cannot stand being wrong so while I often guess you know we’re we’ll watch procedural or a murder mystery or whatever I will often guess who it is and I’m often rate I’m pretty good at it. But I don’t like to I don’t like to tell anybody if if I’m wrong, I’m gonna feel foolish which is dumb like that’s not that’s Alex doesn’t make me feel that way. I will tell Alex who I think it is. But I will tell almost nobody else. The only i the only time I remember recently being wrong was knives out, which was a really well done movie. 

19:39 

So he does mention, you know, he says at one point who knows how far south this storm goes, and I it was very humorous because I immediately thought, everyone knows who you are the only human alive right now who doesn’t know how far south this goes. Everyone on earth knows. They just can’t tell you. But he gets a very interesting opportunity, which is, which is a great little moment, he realizes that he’s going to be passing pretty close to the opportunity rover. And that is very interesting. You know, he’s already cannibalized one rover to talk to NASA. And here’s an opportunity to do another he could get a heads up if there’s any other obstacles in his way. There’s a lot of reasons to do it, he ends up not doing it. And I like the way he says that he says, I’ve defiled enough future historical sites for now. Yeah. Which is a great because I actually really appreciate that, like I love, you know, preserving historical sites. It’s very, you know, sort of important. But I also like the fact that he just tosses it out, like, he’s not going to defile this historical site, as if the entire route that he’s driving isn’t one giant historic, you know, like, as soon as there are people living on Mars, there’s going to be like an annual, you know, long distance jog along the Mark Watney route. Yes, every single spot he did a urine dump is gonna have a flag next to it. Like he is making history, every single step he takes, and he’s just like, No, I’m gonna leave the rover. We’re gonna need something for the people to look at. Like, like, man, man, you’ve made so many of these already. Yeah, 

21:13 

I think he calls it the Mars highway. One was one. Yeah. 

21:20 

Which I liked. Now. I need. I think actually, NASA has one. And I meant to bring it today. And I’m sorry that I didn’t. I will bring it next week. You guys. There is. Apparently NASA made a map of Mark Watney his rounds. Yes. And you can find it. Right. You didn’t tell me that? Did I not tell you you needed to tell me that? No. Oh. 

21:49 

But yeah, you can look it up his exact route. You know, Andy, we’re being Andy Weir. He mapped it out. Well, Andy 

21:55 

Weir has one and a NASA has one. Oh, I think they’re two different ones. And then I think the one on on the NASA website, I think that you can, like plan your own trip. Yeah. Which I think is hysterical. NASA’s This is actually pretty funny when it comes to 

22:10 

that sort of thing. They’re cute little things a lot. Yes. By the way, an interesting fact about Mars. That is intriguing. Anybody who has played terrigenesis will know that Mars if you were to terraform, it is not like Earth in the sense that it’s got multiple broken up continents. Mars would have one giant ocean that dominates the northern hemisphere, and then the whole southern hemisphere basically be dry land. And one of the interesting things that that allows is something they talked about in the Mars trilogy. Once they’ve terraform to the planet enough for people to actually breathe out on the surface. There is an annual competition of people who jog around the world. They it’s a long distance running competition, a long distance, you know, ultra ultra marathon? Yeah, exactly. ultra, ultra, ultra, ultra, ultra marathon, as you run around the entire planet Mars, which is just such a cool tradition that could only exist on Mars, you can’t do that on Earth. 

23:10 

So one of the reasons that he doesn’t go to opportunity, is he realizes that he believes he will get to the map. Yeah, it’s another psychological milestone. Again, I’m going to start harping on psychological milestones, because I think we should set them for ourselves because goals are good man. And we don’t talk about mental goals. So he does that. And I love this for him. I love that he, he realizes I really think I’m gonna get there. Yeah. Which is great. I was so annoyed that we didn’t get to see NASA’s reaction to seeing him outside of the storm, because we know that they lose us. And we don’t get to. That was a missed opportunity. Yeah, we didn’t see what I did. 

24:00 

Yeah, I did. It was very obvious. 

24:03 

Yeah. That’s called opportunity. Okay. 

24:06 

So I think they did miss this window. To tell us how everybody was relieved. We know everybody would be relieved. But I just want to know what people have to say about it. Like, yeah, what does Annie say about it? What is Mindy say? Anyway, 

24:25 

so he gets to skapar rally, and he decides that he’s going to enter it the next day. And then we get a delightful little line where he declares because he’s going to be going down. He’s going to be dropping elevation a lot going into this massive crater. He talks about how tomorrow morning, I’m going to be at rock bottom. Now, tomorrow, I’m going to be I’m going to descend to a whole new low and he just keeps riffing on it. I’m going to be in skapar Ellie’s favorite hole, and it’s, I appreciate it. Those are the kind of dad jokes that I’m here for. 

24:56 

Listen, we went to a place in in New Zealand. called Jack’s blowhole with some friends of ours Jack’s blowhole is amazing. Thank you very much. 

25:06 

Jack’s blowhole is awesome. It’s in the catlins in southern New Zealand that anybody who goes to New Zealand should visit Jack’s blowhole because then you’ll get to come home and tell people that you visited Jack’s blowhole. 

25:21 

Okay, so 

25:23 

yeah. And then at the very end of this chapter, 

25:27 

we scary exposition again, I’m developing like an exposition phobia from this book whenever you cut away from Mark Watney or the people on earth, and you start getting a third person narration. Yeah. Oh, it gets scary. 

25:40 

So it seemingly seemed like a geological history. Yeah. Yeah. But no, no, it’s about mark two. And suddenly, we see Yeah, the traveler is how the narrator the narrative just talks about him. We see that he hits some soft ground. And after after being on you know, this, this harder surface, and he flips the rover. 

26:13 

Yep. And is a scary thought. 

26:16 

Yes. And, of course, NASA is gonna be horrified. 

26:20 

Yep. talks about how the solar panels get spilled like a deck of cards. And he, the torque rips apart the rover and the trailer and then he rolls and rolls and rolls rips them apart from each other not. 

26:33 

Yeah, not, not in half. But yeah, rips them separate. And yeah, it’s a pretty brutal fall. And that brings us to chapter 24. 

26:44 

At which point, because this is going to be probably the last opportunity that I have to force Alex to do with me. didn’t want to miss that opportunity. 

26:52 

Oh my god, shut up. 

26:55 

Love you stop. Um, 

27:00 

I’m going to make him read this Convo with me because it’s, again, so well written. And you’re going to play ven cat. And I’m going No, wait, hold on. Is it Venkat and, Mitch, who is it? Hold 

27:15 

on, hold on. 

27:16 

We’re gonna get there. Just 

27:18 

Just give me a second God, 

27:20 

you know that nobody is rushing you right now. 

27:23 

I don’t want to talk about Oh, it’s a little bit further along. You can start you can. 

27:28 

Alright. So we pick up on Earth as the as they are reacting to the rover flipping and that is just got to be rough. That is, you know, to have him get so close to the end and then you don’t know if he’s okay. And like probably isn’t, you know, like this is he flipped his trailer. This is you know, there’s so many things that could have gone wrong. And yeah, that would be a very scary moment. 

27:54 

Yes. 

27:55 

This is by the way a sequence that got cut from the movie that isn’t they never did it in the movie is the the dust storm and rolling the rover, which is a shame because it would have been very spectacular. But yeah, it would have been good to see in the movie The people reacting to this Marlon. 

28:10 

So and he talks about like the you know, NASA talks about how the rover is designed to handle a role. And Mark talks about how he was thrown around quite a bit but he thankfully wasn’t hurt. 

28:25 

He says like curled into a ball and coward because that’s the kind of action hero I am. Which is a great line. 

28:31 

Yep. And then we cut back to NASA. You ready for this? Alex? Right. Okay. So again, yeah, let’s let’s not just do the dialogue, like read the read the descriptive bits. Oh, yeah. Okay, hold on. We got to get our mics closer together because this is okay. Okay. 

28:49 

All right. Your Monday. 

28:50 

Yeah. Monday read the Morse code aloud. Rolled fixing now. What? 

28:56 

That’s it been cat said over the phone. 

28:58 

That’s all I said. She reported cradling the phone as she typed out an email to the list of interested parties. 

29:05 

Just three words. Nothing about his physical health, his equipment, his supplies. 

29:09 

You got me? She said. He left a detailed status report. I just decided to live for no reason. 

29:16 

Funny. Venkat said, Be a smartass to the guy seven levels above you at your company. See how that works out? 

29:22 

Oh, no. Mandy said I might lose my job as an interplanetary boy year. I guess I’d have to use my master’s degree for something else. 

29:32 

I remember when you were shy. 

29:34 

I’m space Papa Razzi. Now the attitude comes with the job. 

29:37 

Yeah, yeah, just send the email 

29:39 

already sent. 

29:41 

Yeah, nice. 

29:42 

I like that she 

29:43 

calls yourself spade spots 

29:44 

or paparazzi it’s just so good. 

29:47 

You know, there’s a thing that I was actually thinking about in this chapter, which is in in writing in screenwriting and Novel Writing. there’s a there’s a belief among writers and they teach you this when you learn how to write is That it’s all about character growth, the character needs to change from the beginning of the story to the end of the story, they need to be a different person in some way. And that’s almost always true. There are some exceptions, I often point to Captain America as the exception that proves the rule 

because Captain America, the whole point of his character is that he doesn’t change over and over, he is confronted with the with a reason to change. And he holds his ground, he has exactly the same character in every movie as he is, in the opening scene of the first world changes around him. Exactly. He’s the guy who isn’t going to move. That’s his character. And, you know, interestingly, the Martian is kind of like that, like, this is a story about someone persevering. Perseverance. And not someone who changes really, I mean, like, obviously, you know, he changes in the sense of, of rising to the challenge. But this is the story of someone who is equipped to handle problems, not who has to change to, you know, sort of respond to problems. And so we don’t really get that, except with Mindy. Mindy is the one who grows over the course of this story. She is a different person than she was when we first met her, you know, Mitch, and the area’s three, crew and Mark, they’re all basically the same characters at the beginning and at the end, but Mindy has changed. 

31:21 

Okay, I’m gonna see if I can poke holes on that by the time we’re done with this. All right. I’d like to see if anybody else has changed. Let us know if you disagree. I mean, you’re welcome to disagree with him. He is not in fact, always right. 

31:37 

The woman who, like 10 minutes ago was talking about how much he hates to be wrong. I do hate to be wrong. So Mark sets about trying to flip his rover back over. Which is, by the way, another thing that I would have loved to have seen in the movie, because one thing that movies just don’t really do in space is depict lower gravity very much they depict zero G. And really, I think the expanse is the only time I’ve ever seen anybody tried to depict what it’s like to be in a lower gravity where you know, somebody pours a drink, and it takes longer, because it doesn’t come out as fast. I would love to see Mark Watney trying to flip his rover because on the one hand, it’s huge and heavy. But on the other hand, it’s in like, 1/3 gravity. Yeah. So he could probably do some sort of Superman kind of stuff. It would be interesting to watch. How much can you lift on Mars? 

32:29 

Yeah. I mean, I like the way he does it. Yeah. So he takes his murder drill. 

32:35 

Yep. And he has lucky cable 

32:38 

and his lucky cable, which I just think is another great indicator of his sense of humor, because his lucky cable is the longest cable and he specifically picks it for that reason. And this is the cable that he had attached to his murder drill that murdered Pathfinder, Pathfinder. So I just like that he he has a named these things or given them some sort of designation. And he’s he is still making do with them. Which is funny. He’s not superstitious, this man. Yeah. Because otherwise he would not be using that cable. But anyway, he takes to the murder drill, and he takes a drill bit and he goes out to a rock. And he does what, like half a meter he drills in half a meter. And then he takes the cable back that’s connected one and two, is connected to the drill. He connects the other end to the rover. And then he just starts pulling on the cable, which is very taut. And it helps him bring the the rover back down on to all of its wheels. Yes. 

33:46 

And he says he has Archimedes on his side. Yep. And I don’t know who Archimedes is. I’m Archimedes was from ancient Greece. He’s sort of the pioneer of simple machines, like very basic physics, how levers work and how pulleys work and that sort of thing. 

34:05 

I probably learned about this and like sixth or seventh grade, very likely. And I had Mr. Lemke who was really rude to me. So I mostly tuned him out in science class. So I feel like I should know this, but I don’t sorry, Mr. Lucky, you’re lucky. Dick. 

34:24 

Yeah, seriously. This is what you get. She doesn’t know what Archimedes is because you were announced. He does mention I there was a nice little cross connection here. Not that it was intentional. But in my head. He talks about drinking nothing tea, which is where you heat up water and you have nothing. And Lacey and I have been making our way through some TV shows recently and it occurred to me that you know who would enjoy nothing T is Ted lasso. Ted lasso is a fantastic show. on Apple TV, be sure to check it out. And it’s about an American who moves to England through various reasons, but one Other things that’s funny is he despises tea. He’s incredibly polite. He’s incredibly friendly, but just anybody who offers him tea he just doesn’t understand why anybody would drink this. It’s terrible. He would 

35:10 

like some really, really funny and sweet and if you are Brooklyn nine, nine fan or a good place fan, I think you would scrubs, 

35:18 

the showrunner of scrubs. So it has a similar kind of heart. 

35:22 

So he also says 

35:25 

he says something about buying beer for people when he gets back Oh, he’s gonna buy all the the guys help source and, and all of Bruce’s team. He’s going to buy them beers. And I thought it was really funny that he thought he was going to be buying anybody beers. Because if this man ever has, if this man gets back to earth and ever has to buy another beer in his life, yeah, I will lose. I would lose all faith in humanity. Yeah. 

35:52 

Ever buying another baby shouldn’t have to come though. Yeah, 

35:58 

he does. There’s a nice little moment where Mark has to go to horny jail, which I really appreciate. You know, bonk, go to horny jail. Because, you know, it’s literally been years since he has laid eyes on a woman. And by the way, the year before that was basically flying out to Mars where he wasn’t exactly hooking up with anybody. So I appreciated the the bit of humanity here that you know, like, he’s not a saint. He really, really, really just, it’s not just about survival. It’s also about getting laid. 

36:29 

Yeah. Now, is there a label for being attracted to aliens? Because I feel like Star Trek would have addressed? 

36:39 

Probably xeno sexual. Yeah. 

36:41 

So he’s okay. Yeah. 

36:43 

All right. I like that. 

36:47 

Yep. So we also talked about how light works differently on Mars. Yep. I enjoyed that. tidbit. Would you like to go over it? 

36:56

Yeah. So it’s actually even more extreme on the moon, which Andy Weir goes into in his novel, Artemis, which is great. But yes, also a great book, which is that there’s not as there’s not nearly as much air on Mars, the atmospheric pressure is half of 1% of Earth’s. And the lack of air means that there’s less stuff in the air, there’s less dust and just, you know, general things, which means that the light doesn’t diffuse as much. As soon as it gets dark. It’s dark, and the shadows are black. It’s not like Earth where the sunset takes an hour of gradually diminishing light. It’s like the sunsets and you are instantly in night like you round a corner. Yeah. And 

37:38 

you go from light to dark. 

37:39 

Yeah. And they talk in artemus, the main character is actually able to hide in shadows behind boulders from people who are pretty close by because it’s just pitch black in the shadows, because there’s no air to diffuse the light. 

37:53 

I hadn’t considered this the entire time we’ve been with Mark, which is like a year and a half at this point. And I thought it was I thought it was interesting that we’re just now hearing about it. I like that. I like that Andy Weir has he didn’t do all of the science upfront. Yes. You know, he didn’t Front Load it and then just tell you the story. He has been 

38:17 

given goosing it. Yeah, 

38:19 

yeah, rolling it out slowly. 

38:20 

And I just feel like that’s a that’s a good way to keep my interest. Because I probably would have been like, No, I’m not reading this. If it had all been front front loaded, for sure. But by by divvying it up, he has, he gives us these interesting tidbits throughout, which also, show show off Watney, his, his his genius, his brain, whatever. And this isn’t like this isn’t one of those intelligent Yeah, 

38:49 

this isn’t one of those pieces. That’s like a really big deal. It’s just not something that probably most of the audience has thought of. This is I’ve actually thought before, as much as I love live action adaptations of things like the Martian, or the expanse. I’ve actually thought before that what I would really love for somebody to tackle is an animated movie set on Mars or set on the moon. Because in an animated movie, you are able to change a lot more, you know, it’s totally understandable. You know, there are people who who sort of criticize, you know, Mars movies for filming in Morocco or filming in Arizona. And it’s like, you know, what are they going to do? Like, they’re not going to go to Mars to find it? Yeah, like, you got to do this. You know, it’s it’s impractical to film the whole thing on green screen, just because you didn’t want anybody to recognize that one mountain in the middle of nowhere, Morocco, like, come on. And you know, with the expanse, if you read the expanse books, they spend a lot of time on the float, as they call it in zero G where they’re moving through the rooms and through the hallways of their spaceship just floating. And in the TV show, they’re walking around, they they make much heavier use of mag boots where they are magnetically clamped to the ground and you just sort of like ignore the fact that their hair isn’t floating, whatever, they filmed it on Earth, it’s a TV show you move on. But this kind of thing, you know, the the low gravity level, the shadows on Mars, things like that would be so easy to do in an animated setting where you can just change the gravity level and all of your fluid site simulations, as you’re animating change to fit that gravity level, you can just change the light diffusion value, these sorts of things. I would really love for somebody to take a crack at telling a story on Mars in an animated venue, and integrating all this stuff. Because I think it’d be very unexpected for a lot of people what Mars looks like, or how things move how people walk on Mars. You know, in the Mars trilogy, they talked about how people new to Mars, when people first arrive on Mars, they’re constantly slipping, because they don’t weigh as much. And so they’re choose don’t get as much traction. So they’re always falling down. And so you can you can tell who’s new on Mars because they’re the clumsy ones. That’d be great to integrate into something. 

41:00 

Yeah, it would be. 

41:01 

Yeah. Okay, so back to the actual Martian. Mark goes into a reverie about Thanksgiving driving to Sandusky, and how his dad, a cautious driver always drove with his hands on tended to and I want to know. So I have a cousin who’s about 10 years younger than me. And so obviously, and then her state, you can’t get a driver’s license until later than my state. My state allows it at 14 which is 

41:31 

sorry. Sorry, 

41:33 

what were farmers in South Dakota? What can I say? Yeah. But she said that they now teach four and six instead of 10. And two, and I’m sitting here going? Yeah, because it’s apparently about the about the airbags going off your arms are a lot more likely to like be shattered. Yeah, I guess at 10 and two, then at four and six. And first of all, I want to know if this is just like a one off place that teaches it? Or does anybody know? Is this what they actually teach? I meant to look it up. But again, it didn’t happen. 

42:06 

But we have any like teenagers in the audience or people in like their early 20s, who just recently learned how to drive 

42:11 

or just like across the world, like what do they teach what is what is considered the norm? 

42:16 

Because I’ve heard that I’ve heard the foreign seven or whatever, but it doesn’t, but it’s not to me well, and I’ve never seen anybody actually doing well. That’s not a thing that anybody I’ve ever seen in movies or in real life does as they drive their car. 

42:31 

It probably because it probably doesn’t feel as like relaxed. Yeah, but I would like to I have tried to decide what would this dad would dad Watney changed his hand position if he had no, no. I’m gonna say no. 

42:48 

Because I’m gonna say yes. Because clearly he’s a rule follower. I mean, he does. So 

42:53 

when you’re like in your 50s do you? Do you change? Do you really change? I mean, look at our No, never mind. 

43:01 

Never mind. I feel like this is the week that we get off on on diversions. I like how I was like, Alright, back to the Martian, let’s talk about driving techniques in South Dakota. This is this is the week where we go, don’t call me out. Oh, alright. So End of Chapter 24, he gets a very exciting moment, which is when he picks up a hab signal from the nav he they have reprogrammed the nav to be releasing the Aries three signal so that it can guide him in which is very clever. You know, like, he didn’t have to do that Andy Weir didn’t have to put that moment in. But it’s just a cool little thing. Yeah, that NASA is still helping however they can they can do this one thing to help mark out. And so they’re gonna do it. And it was just a nice moment. Yeah. And then and then we ended with, as I put it in my notes, scary exposition. Or maybe not so scary. Yes. I think it’s literally the first time in this book that we get third person. NARRATION sort of from the point of view of Mars. When it’s not impending doom, 

44:04 

I feel like this is Mars. His first dance party, a dance party of one. Yeah, little rave. Yeah. Minor rave. Because he celebrates. Yeah, he’s super excited. Yeah. And you know, 

44:19 

and I love these little these moments. I love how it’s written where it refers to the traveler instead of Mark, it really feels like it’s from the perspective of Mars, that it’s not just a book. It’s not from a character’s perspective. It’s, it’s the silence of this environment, which is very cool. It’s the 

44:37 

fly on the wall, except for flies can’t exist on Mars. Yeah. metaphorical. Okay, so we’ve got chapter 25. And we are reading the math modifications. And I read it like a fiend. And I was, 

44:55 

well before I find before we even get to the math modifications, I do love the fact that as Soon as Mark is back in contact with NASA, they’re like, what have you been doing with your urine? And he’s like, I’ve been dumping it outside, and they’re like, preserve all water, don’t do any more urine dumps, and it’s like, Guys, he’s got this. Like, he’s gonna be leaving in like two weeks. 

45:14 

Well, but he’s fine. I don’t know 

45:16 

that that urine is important. 

45:18 

Oh, no, I’m not saying that they don’t have a good point. What I’m saying is that it’s the instant they can communicate with him, they are back to like ordering him around. He was complaining about this earlier, that he, they they sort of won’t shut up with telling him what to do. And he’s like, I guys, okay. And it’s like the first thing they say to him, it’s like, stop doing that.   

45:37 

I too, don’t like authority. So I have major problems with authority. And I would, thus I could not be in the military or be an astronaut or a police officer or anything else like that. It would not work for me. 

45:53 

So again, it’s okay, because she’s the leader of a company with a bunch of employees. So you know, 

46:01 

the answer to 

46:03 

I do like this line that when Mark realizes all of the modifications when they send him the list of what he’s going to do to lighten the load of the Mavs. He sums it up best by saying you’re sending me into space in a convertible. 

46:23 

Yeah. And that I have to admit, this scene in the movie, I think is my favorite scene in the entire movie, just the way that bt long and short allergy for a play this scene is so just sort of dry. Hilarious. It’s it. They do a fantastic job. 

46:45 

I mean, I believe you, but we’re going to watch it next. So like, yeah, leave something imagination. 

46:51 

Yeah. So the next thing we so they jump to, 

46:58 

to the Hermes, and they have a rescue plan in place. I didn’t. So from what I understand, they are going to get into a specific spot. And they’re going to get very close like to that they need to get within a certain trajectory. Right? Yeah. And then the mave for gets into a certain gets a certain distance. And then one of the guys has to go out and get Mark from the map. 

47:31 

Yeah. So basically, imagine in your mind, sort of like look around the room, wherever you’re sitting and draw a line, like something is flying through the room, and then draw a diagonal line across the room. Somewhere in the room, those two lines are going to intersect. Yeah, except maybe not. Because they could be higher or lower than each other. There’s a point at which they intersect on two dimensions. But you’re wondering where they’re going to be in three dimensions. Right. Okay. And so they are when they talk about the intercept point, it’s where in space is the Hermes is trajectory, going to intercept with the Mavs trajectory, launching from the surface of Mars? And so there are a few considerations. The first is the intercept distance, which is when one of them gets to that point, how far apart are they going to be? And the other is the intercepts velocity, which is, I mean, if they cross each other’s paths, and they’re only within 10 meters of each other great, but if one of them is going, you know, 15 miles an hour faster, it’s like, okay, you just wave at him as he goes by. So what they’re doing is they’re having to figure out how can they get to the right intercept distance, but do it at the right intercept velocity, so that back can go out and grab him that he’s not just gonna fly past and, you know, just be a blur as he goes by? Yeah. Yeah. So Martinez is piloting the math, he’s going to remote pilot, the math Mark isn’t even going to have controls, he’s literally stripping the control panel out of the math, Martinez is going to fly it up. And they’re just going to have to hope that the the trajectories line up properly, so that back can go get him in, because giving some ranges, you know, he’s like, if it’s if it gets up this high, it’s like jumping onto a moving train. And I don’t really know that I can do it. But you know, as long as we keep it within the certain range, we should be good. 

49:29 

I can’t imagine like, I feel like everyone would be so nervous. I mean, I know that they’re all experts in their field, and they’re, they’re highly capable, and they’ve been given weeks to prepare for this. But simultaneously, yikes. Yeah. 

49:45 

They better be game day players. Yeah. You know, but the other thing about this is one of those things that I I tried to tell people whenever I can about science and math, which is that on the one hand, yes, it’s incredibly complicated to calculate the trajectory. The spaceship through space. But on the other hand, in a weird way, it’s kind of simple. Because being in space means that there are so many factors that you don’t have to weigh in. You don’t have to weigh in air, like air resistance, you don’t have to weigh in, you know, gravity as much you’re in freefall, like there are all these things you don’t have to worry about. Yeah, so really, it just becomes this. You care about velocity and distance. That’s it. Those are your two tools that you have to play with. And so in a weird way, it actually becomes simpler. So I feel like yes, these astronauts would be super nervous about this. But on the other hand, I feel like, you know, they’re experts. They’ve trained in this and so it’s probably not too overwhelming because they know how this works. They met last year Martinez, unless you’re Marty Martinez, 

50:48 

who’s like, just so frustrated at the beginning of this chapter, because, you know, he’s only given a couple of shots at dealing with something even remotely similar in his training before they left Earth. Yeah. But as Louis points out, they’ve got two weeks. And what we know is by the end of it, he’s, he’s successful every time unless it’s a failure. Like, 

51:15 

it’s just as there’s nothing you can do. It’s just like, oh, what if the math blows up halfway? 

51:19 

Well, okay, okay. There’s nothing you can do there. That is a that is a that is a pointless, 

51:25 

pointless exercise 

51:26 

exercise. So we get an we get him. We get we go back to Mark Watney. And we see him separating hydrogen again. 

51:36 

Yes. And this is why a different way to do any urine dumps because they actually do need the water. 

51:41 

Yes. And he is doing a hydrogen. He’s separating it in the trailer, and then using the hose to get the hydrogen to the rover where he can just take a tank of the hydrogen over to the map. Yeah. Which I thought like I thought the way that they explained it now, I just kind of did an overview. I don’t know if you really want to deep dive into it. But I thought it it’s on page 335 in case you want to read it. I thought it was really well written. I thought it was understandable. Again, just the real science and this book I love I love how it I would consider myself like the ultimate layman. And I understand that so neat. That’s all you need. Yep, yeah. And so he’s pissing rocket fuel which I 

52:29 

enjoyed phrase. 

52:30 

Yes. 

52:32 

Then 

52:34 

we have him talking to Johansen 

52:37 

Yep. who promises to Roy his body through love making wild passionate love, wild 

52:45 

And really it’s Martinez who’s just like an excellent best friend. Yeah, it’s it. So what is happening is Johansen is talking to Watney. And she leaves for a minute and Martinez takes over. And he doesn’t tell Watney that he has taken over the communication, because they’re not talking. It’s not like voice 

53:08 

Yeah, it’s a text conversation done to johansens account. 

53:11 

Yeah. And so she gets mad at him, especially especially because Johansen is what sleeping with what’s his face back with back. So I just thought it was cute. And I was like, oh, Martinez, you’re such a good friend just to like, you know, harass her and him and just make light, which is good. Um, 

53:32 

so mark is doing modifications to the nav and finally he looks up and he’s done. Yes, that’s weird. It is. I feel like we’ve been through so much in this book with Mark that I feel like that’s almost as weird for us as it is for him. He’s He’s so busy all the time. The idea that there’s literally nothing left to do. There are no problems left to solve. It’s just time to sit in a chair and wait for Martinez to rock at you off this planet. Wow. That’s, that’s heavy, as it were. Heavy. 

54:07 

I think that what is really 

54:11 

I what I really enjoy about Martinez is to me, I think he has the most faith that they will see Watney and what and he will survive this. In my words, not not Martinez, but he’s talking to Lewis. And he essentially says, you know, we’ll have him in our hours and 24 hours. And I was just like, 

54:37 

oh, you sweet, sweet, gentle, faithful man. Well, I 

54:41 

loved it. You know, the other thing that’s nice about Martinez is he’s he is established as the one who sort of has faith. You know, he’s the one who’s religious. And there’s a whole conversation about him telling Louis you need to have faith. And she says, you know, I’m not religious and he says faith and mark. You know, he’s the one who has faith. And oftentimes, faith is represented, especially in media. But even in just in real life, faith is represented as a passive thing. Faith is something that you just, you just release your your sort of your power, you know, I have faith that it will work out. I’m not going to do anything about it. I’m just going to trust that it will. But I like the fact that Martinez is specifically set up as the one who has the most faith. And he is also set up as the one who’s like, sort of kicking his own ass to make this happen. 

55:32 

Yeah, he’s very active in his faith. Exactly. And the faith is not just in, in God, it’s in the people around him. 

55:40 

Yeah, he’s faith and capability. Yeah. 

55:42 

So he’s saying that he has faith in Watney. But in saying that, and saying Watney will be here in 24 hours, he’s also saying he has faith in the rest of the crew. 

55:53 

Yeah, faith in himself, process faith in the tools. And I just I love that. Even the religious guy in this incredibly scientific story is a scientist, you know, he has faith. And he’s going to do it again and again, and again, to make sure he gets it right. 

56:09 

But what is of fun little parallels, you have the Hermes three prepping themselves to, you know, get mark. And then you’ve got all of these scientists back on Earth. And you’ve got Mitch, who’s totally nervous. He is the other person outside of Martinez and Lewis, who’s probably the Who is the most invested and wanting safe return. And he’s hyper nervous. And if he is, because he’s got nothing to do, he’s helpless. Yeah. And I feel like if he had something to do if he had a way to contribute, at this point, he would be less nervous, and it’d be more focused on this is what I can do. These are the steps and it just speaks to how helplessness, the feeling of helplessness can completely change your emotional capacity, because you’ve got Mark Martinez, who is who has, he has his job cut out for him. And things could go awry, and he has to be able to be there to deal with it and fix it. Whereas midges sitting, and wherever, 

57:16 

everybody, nothing, everybody on earth is helpless because of light delay, because they literally could not help even if they wanted to, because they’re not going to hear about what happened until it’s already too late to respond. 

57:29 

Yeah, it’s like a 12 minute light delay, 

57:31 

I think 12 minute one way one. So if they hear something and respond, it would be 24 minutes, which means it’s already over. Yeah. Yeah. So that’s got to be a real feeling of helplessness. And also, by the way, something that is sort of new for NASA. I mean, like in the world of the Martian, this is the area’s three missions. So they would have had to, or really three massive launches that would have gone down like this, that they would not have been able to respond, they would have just been able, they would have just been watching. But you know, in, in real NASA, that’s everything we’ve done has been launching from earth or from the moon, which means that you’re close enough to interact well. And, 

58:10 

you know, up until this point, even when they haven’t been in communication with Mark, they’ve had something to do. Yeah. And now, the time has passed for them. Yeah, their work is done. Now we can we go back to mark, and we learned that he has 41 potatoes left until starvation, which is and he was eaten. 

58:34 

Yeah. Oh, my soul, like four days worth of food. 

58:39 

I just that like makes me so sick to my stomach. Yeah. And you know, he probably would have cut it back. The thing that we are not that we have not seen anybody talk about yet? Is his weight loss. Yeah, you know, he hasn’t said anything about it. Nobody from NASA has brought it up. So I don’t know if in the book they kind of reveal like, Watney is a skeleton walking, or if it’s just something that because movies are such a visual medium that that’s why we see it. Yeah. And it’s terror. It’s It’s so 

59:14 

like, jarring in the movie. Yeah, 

59:15 

it’s grotesque and a lot of ways. So he is now facing his own death. Which I think is interesting because he has been on a death trap of a planet for, you know, over a year and a half. And this is he’s he’s encountered lots of deadly situations. But this is the thing that could ultimately kill him. And nothing you can and there’s nothing he can do about everything every other time. There’s pretty much something he can do about it. If he lives through the thing, he can do something right. And this time, if the mave goes off course if anything bad happens his only option to him is to suck down nitrogen until he falls asleep and dice. Which is it’s just like, luckily, there, there are two ways he could go out here he either explodes and doesn’t obviously doesn’t know what happened instantaneous. Yeah, it’s instantaneous, or he has to do this nitrogen thing, which is sad and depressing and all of that. But I will say that at least it’s not painful. It’s like the it’s like the way people talk about drowning, where it’s which I’m terrified of drowning you guys like no joke. The only reason I learned how to scuba dive is because I was hoping that it would get me over my fear of drowning. It didn’t. But I do love scuba diving. It. You know, there’s there’s something nice about knowing that it’s not dying by fire. Yeah, you know, seriously. 

1:00:54 

But we are left with this sort of finality of the chapter. He says I am leaving Mars today, one way or another about fucking time? And that is just Yes, 

1:01:10 

it is. It is a beautiful ending. But you skipped something. Oh, good. I yeah, he talks about the jobs he’s had. And I think it’s funny that he brings the blue collar to a white collar explorer story. No, because he’s an astronaut. He’s an engineer. He’s a scientist. These are the some of the first labels that you would give this man. And he talks about how he has been a modern day farmer, a trucker, and a construction worker. Yeah. And I love that he is acknowledging all of this physical work this blue, this more blue collar work that he’s had to do, in an effort to keep himself alive. Yeah. And I don’t know, to me, there’s just something there’s something very human like, it’s, it’s kind of all encompassing, but in one person, have, we live in a world where you have to have the blue collar workers, you have to have the white collar workers, you have to have these people who can do all of these different jobs. Because if suddenly you don’t have people working at the laundromat, or at the at the fast food places, there’s a whole section of life that you no longer have access to. And it’s important to these people are important. their jobs are important. And somehow, Andy, we’re recognized to that, and put it into what Mark Watney said, and I just thought it was a little bit of beautiful philosophy. Yeah. And then he, and then we get the end of the chapter, which 

1:02:52 

I loved. Drumroll, please. So, 

1:02:56 

and he’s not shedding a tear for Mars, which I love. Yeah. Because he’s, he’s done. Yeah, he’s ready to go. And I like that. He’s not being sentimental about it. Yeah. 

1:03:06

That was fun for a while. Let’s go home. 

1:03:08 

Yes, we’re done. And 

1:03:10 

I wanted to read ahead. So bad, but I didn’t do it. 

1:03:14 

Yep. And that brings us to the final episode. Next week, we are going to be reading the last two chapters of the Martian, it’s probably going to be about the same length of episode, if not maybe a little bit longer, because one of these chapters is more than twice as long as the average chapter. Okay, great. So, yeah, two chapters. So 

1:03:33 

not the final episode of the synthesis, just a book. 

1:03:37 

Yes, we we here at the synthesis, we’re going to do one more chapter of the Martian novel, and then we are going to do a special episode about the Martian the movie, we’re going to be talking about how it differs from the book and what changes they made, what they kept and how they represented realistic science in a film medium. For something that requires so much exposition in the book to explain how things work. I’m sure it was a huge challenge to adapt that into something where you don’t have somebody writing for pages and pages and pages to tell you about the process. 

1:04:07 

And did we talk about? Does the one you like by the movie or something Do you get behind the scenes? Or like is there a director’s cut, or there is a director’s cut, which I think is probably the one that we’re going to watch, but I’ll need to check what I own. Okay, I think I own them both. And yeah, we’re gonna be talking about the movie, we’re going to be talking about some deleted scenes, as well as the area’s three promotional videos that they made. And 

1:04:34 

so it might take more than one episode to do all of that. Maybe we’ll see. We’ll see. But we’ll keep you apprised of the situation. 

1:04:42 

Yep. So be sure to tune in next week, same time as always, 530 Pacific on YouTube live for the next episode of the synthesis. 

1:04:52 

Exciting now, guys, 

1:04:53 

we’re almost done. Indeed. 

1:04:56 

Okay. All right. That’s it for today. 

The Science of TerraGenesis: Sky Farms

Tech Dive: New Age Sky Farms

When it comes to colonizing and terraforming a new planet, those that are carrying out the heavy lifting and leg work need to eat. The land, especially that of Mars and beyond, might not be suitable for farming, and it might not be suitable for a long time to come. That’s where the Sky Farms of TerraGenesis come in. 

The strain put on an ecosystem is at it’s peak when civilizations look to support the people within it. This has to become priority number one. Well, once you have breathable air and water… ok so maybe priority number 3… and then there’s the heat levels… and radiation. Well, no-one said that terraforming would be easy did they?!

Supporting the human population of a colony isn’t straight forward. However, thanks to incredible scientific advances in both hydroponics and zero-G biology the human race is able to look beyond the ground when it comes to growing crops.

Hydroponics and Sky Farms

Image of growing plants - sky farms

Hydroponics enable farmers and scientists to harvest nutrients from water and a mineral solution rather than soil, allowing plants to grow in different environments than previously thought possible. Not only that, the water usage is incredibly decreased. Consider that in traditional farming it takes nearly 400 liters of water to grow just 1kg of tomatoes. When using hydroponics this number is drastically reduced to a mere 70 liters of water. This research was initially powered by those in NASA but has been grasped by the various factions of TerraGenesis in their terraforming missions.

Zero-G Farming

The International Space Station provided a great platform for researchers to understand how zero-g conditions affected plant growth, in the same way that it affects human life. Zero-g farming isn’t just about the lack of gravity either. Plants have a hard time in space, especially due to the lack of sunlight, which they need for fuel through photosynthesis. Artificial lighting can replace this, but to maximize efficiency specially designed LEDs need to be used. 

As an interesting aside, research into sky farms allowed scientists to uncover a unique device that’s function takes ethylene and converts it into CO2 (carbon dioxide) and water. This could be spectacularly important for lengthy journeys into space.

In order to facilitate the colonisation of a whole planet, or even just a colony for starters, terraformers will need a vast network of these sky farms in orbit. The resource cost might be high, but what price can be put on a well fed workforce? 

Sky farms will become incredibly useful during times when water on the surface of the planet isn’t accessible (as it’s frozen) or isn’t available at all. At least for those in the initial terraforming missions, sky farms might well be the only access that they have to get fresh produce in the dark, forbidding world that they’re looking to inhabit.

The Science of TerraGenesis: Orbital Surveyor

Searching out new resources with the orbital surveyor.

Selecting a new colony site isn’t as easy as looking out of the window of your ship and picking a spot at random. There is a whole lot more to it than that. Getting onto the surface of a planet or celestial body to see whether a spot is useful for a colony is both a costly and potentially dangerous mission. Therefore, scientists have developed the orbital surveyor. The terraformer’s way of surveying from a distance.

In order to find the perfect site there are a number of factors that need to meet a set criteria:

  • The land needs to be large enough to support the colony
  • It needs to be flat enough for structures to be built
  • There need to be sufficient natural resources nearby
  • There needs to be room for expansion as the colony grows

And that’s just for a start. The list goes on. The orbital surveyor, thankfully, delivers reams and reams of information based intricate readings taken through scans of the planet. These scans are carried out by a satellite that maps, graphs and details the surface and below.

Note that it’s not just the topography that is measured but, through powerful laser, UV and newly discovered technology, what lies beneath the surface can be discovered too. That means that valuable natural resources ranging from potential water sources to precious metals and fuel can be surveyed. That means that the guesswork is taken away from mining. It means that terraformers can all but guarantee they’re digging in the right spot to harness what lies beneath.

Terraforming isn’t cheap work, digging for raw materials and precious metals allows factions to create a steady stream of credits to enable purchases of more and more impressive technologies. That makes the positioning of your mines all the more important. Position it over an empty patch of ground and you’ll be digging for nothing, pick the right site, using the orbital surveyor and you’ll be digging in paydirt before you know it.

The orbital surveyor isn’t just a useful resource for mining processes but also useful for understanding how the world that you’re terraforming will change and alter as the terraforming process moves forward. Increases in heat and radiation might lead to the melting of ice caps. That melting will lead to rising sea levels. If you’ve not checked the height of your settlement or outpost correctly using the orbital surveyor then you could be in hot water (literally) before you know it. 

The orbital surveyor will be one of the first tools that you’ll use in your terraforming arsenal, but it certainly won’t be the last. Master this tool and you’ll be building suitable, safe outposts and fruitful, functioning mines.

The Science of TerraGenesis: Soletta

Bringing the heat with Soletta.

Heat. It’s a bit of a problem when it comes to creating new colonies and terraforming new worlds, you can’t have too much and you can’t have too little. Thankfully, scientists have created Soletta.

Soletta is a marvel of technological achievement. It allows previously uninhabitable worlds to become habitable, it can change the surfaces of whole worlds and can unlock the potential they may have. Thanks to advanced artificial intelligence and dynamic sensors, Soletta is able to manage and adjust to create the perfect temperature for life not only to exist, but thrive on previously alien worlds.

How does Soletta work?

Earth, our home world, happens to be in the perfect position for life to exist. A few fractions closer or further from the Sun and our planet would look very different. This, therefore, hugely impacts how we can terraform other planets in our solar. Take Venus for example, whilst it’s a prospect for terraforming, the surface temperature is vastly higher than that on Earth and therefore requires cooling. Somewhere like Mars, being further from the sun, requires the opposite.

Soletta works by either dampening or amplifying solar radiation to decrease or increase the energy coming from the Sun. If you were to stand on the surface of a newly terraformed world and looked up, Soletta would appear as a huge circular array of solar sail style mirrors. They are aligned to focus or deflect sunlight which may have been focused or just missed the planet.

The name of the satellite stems from science fiction, namely the works of Kim Stanley Robinson and the work Aurora. Soletta was built, in this instance, to aid the terraforming process on Mars at the start of the 22nd Century.

For a piece of technology this impressive, you can expect to part with a fair piece of capital. Soletta certainly doesn’t come cheap, in TerraGenesis you can expect to pay 50,000,000 credits but the freedom over temperature control that it allows is worth it. 

Implementing Soletta

Reflecting vasts swathes of heat across a planet’s surface, or deflecting it, can have dramatic effects. Therefore, it is strongly suggested that you consider the impact that Soletta will have on your whole ecosystem and the colonists within it.

If you have a reasonably stable water supply but use Soletta to increase the planet’s temperature you can expect a fair percentage of that to be evaporated and the stock to be depleted. The same can be said for the opposite, cool the surface too much and the water supply will freeze at the planet’s extremities. 

It’s worth considering the other buildings that raise or lower local temperature. Take for instance if you have an Aerostat Platform, it would first cause your temperature to drop, but once the gap between current and temperature becomes too big Soletta’s percentage change becomes stronger and rise the temperature, which narrows the gap and reduces Soletta effectiveness, in a negative feedback loop.

The Science of TerraGenesis: Planetary Defense Network

The Planetary Defense Network, your guard against the perils of space.

The Planetary Defense Network is there to save you and your colonists lives. That is a pretty dramatic way of putting it but is also exactly what it does. Whichever faction you choose to be part of, when terraforming a new world you will want to make sure to invest in this device.

Over 65 million years ago Earth was minding its own business. Happily going about its day with a whole world of fauna, oceans and dinosaurs. That was until a humongous asteroid impacted the surface and changed the course of Earth’s history for ever. The dinosaurs and other life on Earth hadn’t invested in a Planetary Defense Network. Sure, the technology wasn’t there, nor was the concept of space… but if they had invested in one they’d still be here today.

The Planetary Defense Network defends the world you’re terraforming from rogue asteroids, meteors and other dangerous threats to the surface from the depths of space. At the basic level the system tracks and monitors threats as they get near to the terraformed world. At the more engaged level, should a threat be more direct and potentially damaging to your world the planetary defense network will intervene and neutralise the problem.

Ever since 2016 teams of scientists and astronomers have kept a weathered eye on the skies and space around Earth, watching for life threatening celestial issues. When a potential issue is spotted it is logged and then monitored. As of 2019, that catalogue sits around 15,000 logged potential issues, with roughly 1500 added each year. That’s just for Earth, that doesn’t include newly terraformed worlds, worlds which are potentially in an even more dangerous position.

Whilst the Earth bound monitoring system was a useful beginning the question was always asked, “What would happen if one was on an imminent collision course with Earth?”. The answer was pretty grim reading… mankind essentially became extinct.

If you’re after some slightly worrying reading head over to NASA’s own Asteroid Watch website. They regularly post about inbound objects, their size, how close they’ll get to Earth and even the date that they’ll pass. The handy approximate size chart measures in house, bus or plane sizes. Their podcast also shares thoughts such as “What would happen if an asteroid hits the Earth?” and other happy questions. Now if that doesn’t fill you with existential dread then nothing will…

Thankfully, that dread and fear is something of the past for those colonising and terraforming new worlds. With an investment into a Planetary Defense Network your faction and colonists can rest assured that their world is safe. At least from asteroids.

The Science of TerraGenesis: Space Elevator

Space Elevators: Going Up?

View from a planet - space elevators

What if strapping yourself to a massive rocket, starting a huge explosion and hoping for the best wasn’t the only way of getting into space? What if you were able to use a device that essentially resembled an elevator and caught that into space instead? Seems a whole lot more convenient and safe? Meet Space elevators!

Space elevators in TerraGenesis enable travel to and from the surface of the planet that your faction is terraforming with ease. 

What Are Space Elevators?

They are essentially exactly what they say they are. They’re elevators that take people and cargo to and from space. The general idea is that they have an orbital station port that is a semi-permanent structure in space and a long, traversable cable that allows you to travel up and down aligned at the equator of the planet. 

This piece of technology, whilst astronomically expensive to initially build, will create a far more cost efficient and environmentally sound method of traveling to space. The initial cost comes from the huge scale of the device. When created, the space elevator will be the largest structure that humans have ever created. It’ll need to be able to reach geostationary orbit, or 35,786km in altitude. That’s a lot of cable.

This isn’t a new concept either. In fact, the idea was first hypothesised back in 1895 by Tsiolkovsky. He proposed the idea that this structure would be built under compression, meaning it supports its weight from below.

Since around 1959, ideas began to spring forward using the concept of tensile structures and centrifugal forces that work together to keep the structure in tension thanks to a counter weight deep in orbit and an anchor on the surface. Whilst this is, thanks to the high gravity levels, is problematic on Earth, on bodies with lower gravitational forces the idea has more potential.

Space Elevator: A Physics Problem

Thanks to the gigantic size of the space elevator there are a few physics issues, that we won’t dive deep into, that need to be overcome. These include:

  • Ensuring that, what for all intents and purposes is, a massive stick tethered to the surface doesn’t collide with anything.
  • The cable is able to maintain straightness
  • The cable is able to hold it’s own weight
  • The cargo is able to sustain the immense G forces it would undertake whilst moving both vertically and horizontally under differing gravitational forces.

These issues are still theoretical in concept in the 21st century, but scientists are investing time, money and effort into finding a solution to these issues. Thankfully, in TerraGenesis, the factions have overcome these problems and have successfully created space elevators to aid and enable further colonization and terraforming of future, distant worlds.

The Science of TerraGenesis: Lagrange Academy

The height of education at the Lagrange Academy

The Lagrange Academy is your terraformed world’s leader in education and development. In fact, more often than not it literally leads the world, but more on that later. The Lagrange Academy is an investment in your people, your scientists, your greatest minds and your faction as a whole.

This orbiting institution is accessible to only the greatest and most elite minds available but is also large enough to educate vast swathes of those people at once. They’ll be able to look down on the terraformed world beneath them from a fixed L4 Lagrange point in orbit. This might seem like a platform for solely scientists but that’s not the case. Public servants, entertainers, law makers, and even those regular citizens who reach the highest levels of education are able to work at the Lagrange Academy.

Through their education and development, these minds will be able to guide, craft and develop your whole factions culture and process. What used to be a traditional, set and fixed set of traditions can become a fluid, changeable culture.

Why Lagrange?

The name might sound like it’s simply named after a founder but there’s considerably more to it than that. A famous physicist and astronomer, Lagrange spent years developing an understanding of how objects orbit planetary bodies and other nearby celestial bodies too. Through this research he began to understand and then gave his name to a series of fixed orbit points.

The Lagrange points, put simply are points in the space around a planet where satellites are able to stick at a fairly fixed point between two different bodies. Take the example of Earth and the Moon. There is a certain point between the two bodies where their gravitational pull will be cancelled out and the satellite in question will remain at a fixed location in orbit, getting no closer or further from one of the other. 

The L4 point, where the Lagrange station is situated is an interesting case. Considered to be one of the most stable orbit points, the Langrange station and achieves this through a particular position whereby it orbits the larger of the two bodies slightly in front of the smaller body. In our example above the satellite orbits Earth slightly before the Moon’s orbit. This is where the motto of the Lagrange Academy, “Literally leading the world” comes from. 

Lagrange Academy Application

In TerraGenesis, the Lagrange Academy removes any cost to changing your culture. This means you can alter the economy style, eco-policies, governmental strategy and planetary values at the drop of a hat. Does that mean that you should? Well, of course you can alter this to your needs, but be wary of the ramifications. Large adjustments can seriously destabilise your world. For instance, your eco-policy can drastically reduce the number of habitations that your world has, leading to massive population shortages.

The Lagrange Academy allows a dramatic amount of freedom without cost, but should always be used with a calculated approach that its members would celebrate.